Pete Enich

I know.

That's literally like, hey, we're talking about funding a two-plus-billion-dollar project with over a billion dollar in taxpayer money, and we're going to wedge it into a spot that's never had a ballpark and has not that many parking lots built.

But what we need to know is, how about the hamster trail between...

That's terrible.

No, they're both just users' taxes.

You're not going to feel it at all unless you buy a ticket.

By the way, that's hashtag sarcasm there.

People aren't picking up on it.

I know you do, but you can see the expression on my face.

All right, let's start with there can be only one, and we'll begin with this, gentlemen.

When does Jack Caglione hit his first home run?

I will go Saturday in New York City.

The Yankees, by the way, have, I can tell you that they're starting pitchers.

They will start Cam.

Very important to pronounce it correctly.

Schlittler.

Right-hander on Friday.

Will Warren, right-hander on Saturday.

And Ryan Weathers, left-hander on Sunday.

I'm going with Saturday, April 18th.