Pete

you're feeding them and there's two of them yeah and you got the bottles we had this like contrast it's like pillow you could use to actually bottle feed two twins at once which is amazing um there's like fake breasts no there's just like i don't even know if that's a real thing or not there's this like fake image that goes around online of me with one of these like contraptions which i didn't know it existed i don't know if it's a real thing or just someone being a dick but um

oh yeah this is like a whole thing there's like uh right wing account it's like this like contraption like fake breasts like a mechanism with fake yeah maybe that is the thing i don't know but like i just use like bottles like yeah you might expect um and uh And that was just like the first few weeks and, and, and months. And then, um, one, both of them had some medical challenges early on.

oh yeah this is like a whole thing there's like uh right wing account it's like this like contraption like fake breasts like a mechanism with fake yeah maybe that is the thing i don't know but like i just use like bottles like yeah you might expect um and uh And that was just like the first few weeks and, and, and months. And then, um, one, both of them had some medical challenges early on.

oh yeah this is like a whole thing there's like uh right wing account it's like this like contraption like fake breasts like a mechanism with fake yeah maybe that is the thing i don't know but like i just use like bottles like yeah you might expect um and uh And that was just like the first few weeks and, and, and months. And then, um, one, both of them had some medical challenges early on.

The one of them had extremely, uh, extremely serious medical problem, which he recovered from. Um, and that was the most terrifying thing in my life. Um, and then, uh, and it's hard to believe cause we were fighting. They were also kind of earlier premature. It's not unusual with twins. Um, But especially in their case. And we fought so hard just to get them on the chart.

The one of them had extremely, uh, extremely serious medical problem, which he recovered from. Um, and that was the most terrifying thing in my life. Um, and then, uh, and it's hard to believe cause we were fighting. They were also kind of earlier premature. It's not unusual with twins. Um, But especially in their case. And we fought so hard just to get them on the chart.

The one of them had extremely, uh, extremely serious medical problem, which he recovered from. Um, and that was the most terrifying thing in my life. Um, and then, uh, and it's hard to believe cause we were fighting. They were also kind of earlier premature. It's not unusual with twins. Um, But especially in their case. And we fought so hard just to get them on the chart.

Like you would count down to the millimeter, like how much food they're taking and how much they're taking. And now like, they're just like wolfing down. He'll like take one of those Uncrustables.

Like you would count down to the millimeter, like how much food they're taking and how much they're taking. And now like, they're just like wolfing down. He'll like take one of those Uncrustables.

Like you would count down to the millimeter, like how much food they're taking and how much they're taking. And now like, they're just like wolfing down. He'll like take one of those Uncrustables.

Our son will take one of those Uncrustables and just like... Just the entire thing. One bite. And I'm thinking like, how in this short of a time has that happened? And just every day there's this new challenge and you have to just like relate to what is a big deal to them. Yeah. Which is even harder than relating to somebody on the opposite end of the spectrum, right?

Our son will take one of those Uncrustables and just like... Just the entire thing. One bite. And I'm thinking like, how in this short of a time has that happened? And just every day there's this new challenge and you have to just like relate to what is a big deal to them. Yeah. Which is even harder than relating to somebody on the opposite end of the spectrum, right?

Our son will take one of those Uncrustables and just like... Just the entire thing. One bite. And I'm thinking like, how in this short of a time has that happened? And just every day there's this new challenge and you have to just like relate to what is a big deal to them. Yeah. Which is even harder than relating to somebody on the opposite end of the spectrum, right?

Because, like, you have to—obviously, part of your job is to, like, teach them what does and doesn't matter and what to care about. But the other day, just two days ago, our son came into the kitchen, and he was playing out on this little deck that we have. It's a wooden deck. And he says, Pop, I need a Band-Aid. I got a boo-boo. And I'm like, oh, show me.

Because, like, you have to—obviously, part of your job is to, like, teach them what does and doesn't matter and what to care about. But the other day, just two days ago, our son came into the kitchen, and he was playing out on this little deck that we have. It's a wooden deck. And he says, Pop, I need a Band-Aid. I got a boo-boo. And I'm like, oh, show me.

Because, like, you have to—obviously, part of your job is to, like, teach them what does and doesn't matter and what to care about. But the other day, just two days ago, our son came into the kitchen, and he was playing out on this little deck that we have. It's a wooden deck. And he says, Pop, I need a Band-Aid. I got a boo-boo. And I'm like, oh, show me.

And he, like, lifts up at his foot, and it's clear that what he's actually got is a splinter. Yeah. And he has, like, some idea of what a splinter is, but not really. And then Chasten and I start... Chasten kind of was more on the ball than I was, as usual, and, like, starts preparing, like, a thing of warm water to soak his foot in to try to help work it out.

And he, like, lifts up at his foot, and it's clear that what he's actually got is a splinter. Yeah. And he has, like, some idea of what a splinter is, but not really. And then Chasten and I start... Chasten kind of was more on the ball than I was, as usual, and, like, starts preparing, like, a thing of warm water to soak his foot in to try to help work it out.

And he, like, lifts up at his foot, and it's clear that what he's actually got is a splinter. Yeah. And he has, like, some idea of what a splinter is, but not really. And then Chasten and I start... Chasten kind of was more on the ball than I was, as usual, and, like, starts preparing, like, a thing of warm water to soak his foot in to try to help work it out.

And then that doesn't exactly, like, do anything right away. And plus, it starts hurting. And by the time we got to the tweezers, it was, like... It was like a Civil War amputation.