Peter Gubb

And I reckon I must have taken him up, like, 10 or 12 beers.

Like, and for Queensland, that's only one standard drink each, but New Zealand beers are a bit heavier.

So, like, probably 15 standards, 14.

And, um, he drove into the wolf and I was like, oh man, dad's pretty pissy.

And he did like a mad war ride on like a Friday night.

And the boat went like up the wall and like people were like fell over, but everyone was his mates and they're all pissed.

And I was just like, ah, just, that was pretty funny.

Like, but, um, in all seriousness, he was professional to a degree.

Like, um, like realistically, like he would have a few bears on the way back into the wolf.

Yeah.

But if he got done on a breath test, like, I don't reckon he ever would have been over.

Oh yeah.

But yeah, no funnier stories than that, that I can think of.

No, I wasn't.

Unlike you and your brother, listening to you for the last five years.

Oh, we used to play touch.

Like when my sister got a boyfriend, Simon Lomoloma, because I was like, he was in the first 15 a year above at St.

Pat's, our rival school.

So I knew of Simon Lomoloma, big first 15 follower.

He was from Island Bay.