Peter Sagal

Wait, wait, don't tell me.

I'm sorry.

You decided to let me know about your hometown in the short time you have by letting me know that that's where they filmed the end scene of Deliverance?

It really is.

Well, welcome to the show, Kate.

Bill Curtis is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each.

If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on two of the limericks, you'll be a winner.

Ready to play?

Yep.

Here's your first limerick.

Bamboo.

Bamboo, the latest superfood being pushed by all the nutrition influencers is bamboo.

Maybe pandas aren't so dumb after all.

Bamboo apparently has got dense nutritional value.

It's rich in protein and gives you 100% of your daily recommended sticks.

Now before you immediately go eat that bamboo houseplant you got at Ikea, remember you have to prepare bamboo correctly.

You first strip the fibrous exterior, then continuously boil the core to remove the toxins before you can cook with it.

Or if you're a panda, just eat it as is and watch your entire species become endangered because of dumbness.

Here is your next limerick.

Baston.