Peter Sagal

Right.

This week, a U.S.

aircraft carrier stationed off the coast of Venezuela may have to end its mission early because blank stopped working.

the toilets.

Exactly right.

Since the ship, the $13 billion aircraft carrier was launched in 2023, they've had to call for outside help with the toilets 42 times.

It must be so embarrassing for the sailors to have to knock on Venezuela's door and be like, I'm so sorry, but could we invade your bathroom real quick?

Bill, did Adam do well enough to win?

In just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists, now that they're using tools, how will cows surprise us next?

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