Peter Sagal

A tribunal said, no, it was not an unreasonable risk, and also said the oatmeal container had a large red flame symbol on the front, warning people it was hot.

The guy said he just thought that meant the oatmeal was extra spicy.

But he really did say, and that was their defense.

They said, you know, we'd say it's hot.

He said that they should have a trained person there to scoop the oatmeal for people to prevent this injury.

Because it's too dangerous.

I appreciate it.

All right.

Here is your next limerick.

We snakes like to seek new domains, but slithering is such a pain.

When home ground seems stale, we start riding the rails.

We snakes like to get on a...

Train?

Train, yes.

King cobra snakes are spreading really efficiently throughout India and researchers have finally figured out why.

There are mother-effing snakes on these mother-effing trains.

know that the snakes typically prefer forested areas in the inland of the country, but they've been found making homes in a handful of unexpected and far-flung places.

And it turns out they all line up to nearby railway lines, right?

So they think the snakes are taking the trains.

I mean, maybe they're doing it to be sneaky.