Peter Sagal

It's about so much.

Moving into the White House, packing, moving into the White House.

Whose much-anticipated action-packed documentary premiered on Friday?

Yes, Melania!

The movie Melania came out Friday, and all week theaters around the country were boasting advance ticket sales in the ones.

The movie follows the First Lady for the 20 days leading up to the inauguration, with the big drama being, will she ever complete that Dalmatian coat she's been working on?

I don't really care, do you?

That's the question.

This week, the White House threw a big premiere party for the film.

The guest list was the creme de la what?

Mike Tyson was there.

True.

As well as Apple CEO Tim Cook.

Can you imagine...

seeing this movie, and then having to come up with something nice to say about it to the president and his wife.

They're standing right there, and you're like, wow, you know, the title of the movie, Melania, really accurate.

And I have to tell you this, this is also true.

According to Rolling Stone, two-thirds of the movie's crew asked not to be listed in the credits.

You haven't seen that many names redacted since the Epstein file.

All right, Ken, here's your last quote.