Peter Sagal

So the thing, it looks like an enormous set of, I don't know, like braces or something, or a bite guard. Like a dental guard, yeah. Yeah, you put it in your face. And if you use this device at its highest setting, it makes your entire head rattle and rubs your teeth raw.

So the thing, it looks like an enormous set of, I don't know, like braces or something, or a bite guard. Like a dental guard, yeah. Yeah, you put it in your face. And if you use this device at its highest setting, it makes your entire head rattle and rubs your teeth raw.

But don't worry, while the pheno hasn't been approved by the American Dental Association, it also hasn't yet been classified as torture by the International Criminal Court.

But don't worry, while the pheno hasn't been approved by the American Dental Association, it also hasn't yet been classified as torture by the International Criminal Court.

But don't worry, while the pheno hasn't been approved by the American Dental Association, it also hasn't yet been classified as torture by the International Criminal Court.

I don't want that. It's like wearing like it's like a mouth guard except it buzzes and scrapes at your teeth and makes you wonder what you did to deserve it. Here is your next limerick.

I don't want that. It's like wearing like it's like a mouth guard except it buzzes and scrapes at your teeth and makes you wonder what you did to deserve it. Here is your next limerick.

I don't want that. It's like wearing like it's like a mouth guard except it buzzes and scrapes at your teeth and makes you wonder what you did to deserve it. Here is your next limerick.

Gas? Gas, yes. A group of British mountaineers made it from their homes in London to the top of Mount Everest and back home in under a week. And they did this by breathing xenon gas, right, to compensate for being at lower oxygen levels. And the climbing community is not happy with this hack. The Nepalese tourism department called the use of xenon, quote, against climbing ethics.

Gas? Gas, yes. A group of British mountaineers made it from their homes in London to the top of Mount Everest and back home in under a week. And they did this by breathing xenon gas, right, to compensate for being at lower oxygen levels. And the climbing community is not happy with this hack. The Nepalese tourism department called the use of xenon, quote, against climbing ethics.

Gas? Gas, yes. A group of British mountaineers made it from their homes in London to the top of Mount Everest and back home in under a week. And they did this by breathing xenon gas, right, to compensate for being at lower oxygen levels. And the climbing community is not happy with this hack. The Nepalese tourism department called the use of xenon, quote, against climbing ethics.

And remember, these are people who are just fine with leaving corpses up there.

And remember, these are people who are just fine with leaving corpses up there.

And remember, these are people who are just fine with leaving corpses up there.

Just give them, inhale, and try inhaling this. See if you can climb Mount Everest.

Just give them, inhale, and try inhaling this. See if you can climb Mount Everest.

Just give them, inhale, and try inhaling this. See if you can climb Mount Everest.

Yeah. Cuddling with Mount Everest. Cuddling with Mount Everest.

Yeah. Cuddling with Mount Everest. Cuddling with Mount Everest.

Yeah. Cuddling with Mount Everest. Cuddling with Mount Everest.