Peter Sagal

It's okay.

You feel good for the rest of the day.

This guy...

even loved the prep.

That's when, yes, that's when you have to drink gallons of horse laxative until your organs liquefy and exit your body.

He says, quote, it was as liberating as a spa day.

He called it, quote, my diarrhea vacation.

And I will admit, it is kind of fun to discover that your own body is a clown car.

I'm not interested in their opinions on colonoscopies.

Yeah, this guy is going to be so amazed if he ever takes an actual vacation.

You mean I don't have to spend all day lying next to the toilet?

This Wisconsin Dells is heaven on earth.

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