Peter Sagal

Depot, yes, Home Depot.

You've heard of Home Depot.

That, of course, is the megastore popular with boomer dads and millennial lesbians.

Fact check true.

Well, this week, People Magazine proposed it's also a great place to bring your bored toddler.

Hear the power tool aisle, kid.

Enjoy yourself.

I know you love pressing buttons.

Going just wandering on Home Depot?

Just remember, you can only bring your kids there for fun.

If you're not, if you're actually going there for something you need, because your child will just never get over the trauma of seeing you get that frustrated.

It's like, and then daddy started shouting, does anybody work here?

Yes, Botox.

More and more co-workers are getting Botox together between meetings.

They're like a little outing.

The meeting that they go to after the Botox appointment must be so interesting.

I can't tell if the boss liked my proposal.

His face is stuck.

Sometimes it's a special, like, office retreat, a bonding exercise.

There's even a Botox clinic that doubles as a co-working space.