Peter Sagal

Hi, Jennifer. Hi. So Jennifer, welcome to the show. You, of course, are going to play Who's Bill this time. Bill Curtis, standing before us here, is going to read for you three quotations from the week's news. Your job, explain or identify just two of them. Do that and you will win our prize. The voice of anyone you might choose in your voicemail. Are you ready to play?

Here we go. Here is your first quote.

Here we go. Here is your first quote.

Here we go. Here is your first quote.

That was a traveler responding to the news that airlines, after threatening it for years, are finally going to begin offering what cost-saving seating innovation next year.

That was a traveler responding to the news that airlines, after threatening it for years, are finally going to begin offering what cost-saving seating innovation next year.

That was a traveler responding to the news that airlines, after threatening it for years, are finally going to begin offering what cost-saving seating innovation next year.

Oh, it's worse than that. Seats? Nobody said anything about sitting.

Oh, it's worse than that. Seats? Nobody said anything about sitting.

Oh, it's worse than that. Seats? Nobody said anything about sitting.

Standing seats and airlines are coming, yes. Finally, a solution for that problem of spilling hot coffee in your lap on an airplane. No more laps. At first, this will be offered as an ultra-low-budget option for people on short flights across Europe, and a lot of people, you know, won't mind standing for a little while to save $100 or more.

Standing seats and airlines are coming, yes. Finally, a solution for that problem of spilling hot coffee in your lap on an airplane. No more laps. At first, this will be offered as an ultra-low-budget option for people on short flights across Europe, and a lot of people, you know, won't mind standing for a little while to save $100 or more.

Standing seats and airlines are coming, yes. Finally, a solution for that problem of spilling hot coffee in your lap on an airplane. No more laps. At first, this will be offered as an ultra-low-budget option for people on short flights across Europe, and a lot of people, you know, won't mind standing for a little while to save $100 or more.

And, of course, no airplane flight has ever taken longer than it was supposed to, so no worries.

And, of course, no airplane flight has ever taken longer than it was supposed to, so no worries.

And, of course, no airplane flight has ever taken longer than it was supposed to, so no worries.

Stand.

Stand.

Stand.

Just flight attendants coming up and down the aisle with a protractor. That'll be great. What are they going to call the slots? Are they going to call them stands? Oh, no. You know how these people work. These seats will be called sky riders. Sky riders. Sky riders. Sky riding. Makes it sound like fun.