Peter Sagal

Here's your first question.

BuzzFeed, once published among their many lists, a guide to things you can do if you're bored, including which of these activities?

A, making adorable little dolls out of your cat's hair.

B, opening four browser windows and watching Netflix, Hulu, Apple TV, and HBO Max at the same time.

Or C, seeing how much soap you can put in your pasta sauce before you can taste it.

You're right to do so.

Yes.

BuzzFeed suggests buying a book called Crafting with Cat Hair.

All right, that's good.

You got one right.

Beloved children's TV host Mr. Rogers, Fred Rogers, would often get restless and bored in the company of adults.

His widow says that when a grown-up gathering a party of some kind got dull, Rogers would liven things up by doing what?

A, bring out a puppet he always carried with him, this one called Prince Eric the Drunk.

B, change into his leather cardigan.

Or C, start farting.

So I might have to go with B. So you liked A, which is the puppet, Prince Eric the Drunk, who didn't normally appear in the Kingdom of Make-Believe.

But you liked the way I said leather cardigan.

They are both wrong.

It is C. Okay, cool.

It's C. Yes.