Peter Sagal

B, people attempt to beat a llama in a spitting fight, or C, it's a giant Christmas-themed martial arts match called Gold, Frankincense, and Murder.

I'm going to go with B. You're going to go with B, people attempt to beat a llama.

No, it was actually the first one, as the narrator of a documentary about it says, it's like Yom Kippur, but with punching.

All right, this is fine.

If you get this last one right, you win.

In Florence, Italy, they still play this ancient ball game called calcio storico, where players can do anything they like to the opposing player, resulting in all kinds of injuries.

But the game was even crazier back when it began in the Middle Ages, because organizers often did what in the middle of a match?

A, threw a bucket of knives into the playing area.

B, alerted certain players that other certain players had slept with their wives.

Or B, or rather, C, released live bulls into the arena.

We have a Calcio Storico fan here.

I'm going to go with the bulls.

You're right.

That's what they did.

They don't do that anymore.

But they still have this every year.

So if you ever want to go see some Italians, beat the living hell out of each other.

I'm going to get him for that.

Also, how did D.W.

Moffat do in our quiz?