Peter Sagal

It's true, yeah. All the cat owners right there right now are going, yes, we knew that. We knew that.

Her proof is that there's only one kind of cat, while most other kinds of animals have lots of varieties. There are hundreds of kinds of bats, for example. So why? Dr. Goswami said it's because, and this is a real quote from a real scientist, they suck. You see, none of them have figured out the right way to be a bat. I don't know, guys. Maybe try sleeping right side up?

Her proof is that there's only one kind of cat, while most other kinds of animals have lots of varieties. There are hundreds of kinds of bats, for example. So why? Dr. Goswami said it's because, and this is a real quote from a real scientist, they suck. You see, none of them have figured out the right way to be a bat. I don't know, guys. Maybe try sleeping right side up?

Her proof is that there's only one kind of cat, while most other kinds of animals have lots of varieties. There are hundreds of kinds of bats, for example. So why? Dr. Goswami said it's because, and this is a real quote from a real scientist, they suck. You see, none of them have figured out the right way to be a bat. I don't know, guys. Maybe try sleeping right side up?

That's what happened. I'm not a scientist. One day, God knows how many hundreds of years ago, somebody left their laundry in the dryer too long.

That's what happened. I'm not a scientist. One day, God knows how many hundreds of years ago, somebody left their laundry in the dryer too long.

That's what happened. I'm not a scientist. One day, God knows how many hundreds of years ago, somebody left their laundry in the dryer too long.

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Coming up, it's lightning fill in the blank, but first it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can see us most weeks right here at the Studio Baker Theater in Chicago, or come see us on the road. For example, we'll be in Des Moines, Iowa on July 10th and Salt Lake City on July 31st.

Coming up, it's lightning fill in the blank, but first it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can see us most weeks right here at the Studio Baker Theater in Chicago, or come see us on the road. For example, we'll be in Des Moines, Iowa on July 10th and Salt Lake City on July 31st.

Tickets and info are all at nprpresents.org. Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Tickets and info are all at nprpresents.org. Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Tickets and info are all at nprpresents.org. Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Harlem, New York, a lovely and wonderful place, way uptown. What do you do there in the Big Apple?

Harlem, New York, a lovely and wonderful place, way uptown. What do you do there in the Big Apple?

Harlem, New York, a lovely and wonderful place, way uptown. What do you do there in the Big Apple?

Do you really? That's really great. Yeah. What do kids most like to cook? Is there a trend?

Do you really? That's really great. Yeah. What do kids most like to cook? Is there a trend?

Do you really? That's really great. Yeah. What do kids most like to cook? Is there a trend?

Right. Their favorite implement is, of course, the hammer. Welcome to the show, Annalicia. Bill Curtis, of course, is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on two of the limericks, you will be a big winner. Ready to play? Yes. Here is your first limerick.