Peter Sagal

Only eat at Cracker Barrel.

On Sunday, Billie Eilish and Bad Bunny were the big winners at the 2026 Blank Awards.

Grammy Awards.

Right.

On Tuesday, struggling chain pizza restaurant Blank Hut announced it was closing hundreds of locations.

Pizza Hut.

Right.

This week, a man in Iceland was billed for driving one million kilometers in his rental van during the month of January, something he could have only done if he blanked.

Exactly.

I'm going to give it to you.

If he drove the van around the earth 25 times going the speed of sound.

It's unclear whether rental companies automated invoice system thinks the man drove his bus around the earth 25 times at 800 miles an hour, but they are trying to charge him almost $200,000 for the privilege.

Even worse, the company is charging him an extra $25 for not returning the bus with a full tank of experimental jet fuel.

Six to tie, seven to win.

All right.

Here we go, Tom.

This is for the game.

On Wednesday, President Trump said America should move on from the blank files.

Epstein Fowles, yes.

This week, the White House announced that the Blank Center would close for construction for two years.