Peter Sagal

Dulce, a question for you.

Okay. Dulce, according to an evolutionary biologist, evolution has, in fact, created a perfect animal, a flawless predator that can flourish in almost any environment. What is this perfect killer? Me! That's why we asked you, Dulce. I'm so proud of you. No, no, it's not that. No, it's not you. No, it's perfect evolutionary design. It is designed incredibly perfectly for what it does.

Okay. Dulce, according to an evolutionary biologist, evolution has, in fact, created a perfect animal, a flawless predator that can flourish in almost any environment. What is this perfect killer? Me! That's why we asked you, Dulce. I'm so proud of you. No, no, it's not that. No, it's not you. No, it's perfect evolutionary design. It is designed incredibly perfectly for what it does.

Okay. Dulce, according to an evolutionary biologist, evolution has, in fact, created a perfect animal, a flawless predator that can flourish in almost any environment. What is this perfect killer? Me! That's why we asked you, Dulce. I'm so proud of you. No, no, it's not that. No, it's not you. No, it's perfect evolutionary design. It is designed incredibly perfectly for what it does.

It is the perfect animal. Kitty cats. Yes, kitty cats.

It is the perfect animal. Kitty cats. Yes, kitty cats.

It is the perfect animal. Kitty cats. Yes, kitty cats.

In an interview with Scientific American, no less, biologist Anjani Goswami points out that all cats are exactly alike except for their size. Your house cat is a miniature lion, right? And that is because the design of cats is essentially perfect. You cannot improve them, not even with an adorable little rhinestone collar.

In an interview with Scientific American, no less, biologist Anjani Goswami points out that all cats are exactly alike except for their size. Your house cat is a miniature lion, right? And that is because the design of cats is essentially perfect. You cannot improve them, not even with an adorable little rhinestone collar.

In an interview with Scientific American, no less, biologist Anjani Goswami points out that all cats are exactly alike except for their size. Your house cat is a miniature lion, right? And that is because the design of cats is essentially perfect. You cannot improve them, not even with an adorable little rhinestone collar.

It's true, yeah. All the cat owners right there right now are going, yes, we knew that. We knew that.

It's true, yeah. All the cat owners right there right now are going, yes, we knew that. We knew that.

It's true, yeah. All the cat owners right there right now are going, yes, we knew that. We knew that.

Her proof is that there's only one kind of cat, while most other kinds of animals have lots of varieties. There are hundreds of kinds of bats, for example. So why? Dr. Goswami said it's because, and this is a real quote from a real scientist, they suck. You see, none of them have figured out the right way to be a bat. I don't know, guys. Maybe try sleeping right side up?

Her proof is that there's only one kind of cat, while most other kinds of animals have lots of varieties. There are hundreds of kinds of bats, for example. So why? Dr. Goswami said it's because, and this is a real quote from a real scientist, they suck. You see, none of them have figured out the right way to be a bat. I don't know, guys. Maybe try sleeping right side up?

Her proof is that there's only one kind of cat, while most other kinds of animals have lots of varieties. There are hundreds of kinds of bats, for example. So why? Dr. Goswami said it's because, and this is a real quote from a real scientist, they suck. You see, none of them have figured out the right way to be a bat. I don't know, guys. Maybe try sleeping right side up?

That's what happened. I'm not a scientist. One day, God knows how many hundreds of years ago, somebody left their laundry in the dryer too long.

That's what happened. I'm not a scientist. One day, God knows how many hundreds of years ago, somebody left their laundry in the dryer too long.

That's what happened. I'm not a scientist. One day, God knows how many hundreds of years ago, somebody left their laundry in the dryer too long.

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