Peter Sagal

Okay, man.

Here we go.

Here's your first question.

Scientists have tried to study what makes people from Boston become people from Boston.

And one actual study discovered which of these findings?

A, Bostonian skulls are 5% thicker than the average American's.

B, 15% of Boston toddlers drink coffee.

Or C, all Boston school districts have a unit on how to climb light poles.

The one that is, like, crazy enough but not too crazy would be the coffee, B. You're right, John.

That's the one.

Here's your next question.

Boston sports fans are known for their enthusiasm.

During the parade to celebrate the New England Patriots' first Super Bowl win in 2002, what happened?

A, the crowd started chanting, Yankees suck, even though they play baseball.

B, three fans were arrested for trying to throw beer bottles right into the hood of Bill Belichick's sweatshirt.

Ooh.

Or C, fans crowd surf Tom Brady all the way from his duck boat to a nearby bar.

I'm gonna go A. You're right, that's what they did.

I mean, of course that's what they did.

That's what I would do.