Peter Sagal

It's basically between Seattle and Linwood. Okay. I have no idea where Linwood is, but I'll just take your word for it.

It's basically between Seattle and Linwood. Okay. I have no idea where Linwood is, but I'll just take your word for it.

I'm going to ask you where you're from. I just want you to say Seattle, and we'll get on with it.

I'm going to ask you where you're from. I just want you to say Seattle, and we'll get on with it.

I'm going to ask you where you're from. I just want you to say Seattle, and we'll get on with it.

Welcome to the show, Kristen. Alzo Slade is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly, two of the limericks will be a winner. Ready to go? Sounds great. Here's your first limerick.

Welcome to the show, Kristen. Alzo Slade is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly, two of the limericks will be a winner. Ready to go? Sounds great. Here's your first limerick.

Welcome to the show, Kristen. Alzo Slade is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly, two of the limericks will be a winner. Ready to go? Sounds great. Here's your first limerick.

Right. Police in Ireland were sent to stop a bus after a passenger complained about someone eating really smelly chips. You know the golden rule, smell something, say something. The police actually refused to stop the bus. That's because it turns out there were cheese and onion flavored chips, so they called in the SWAT team.

Right. Police in Ireland were sent to stop a bus after a passenger complained about someone eating really smelly chips. You know the golden rule, smell something, say something. The police actually refused to stop the bus. That's because it turns out there were cheese and onion flavored chips, so they called in the SWAT team.

Right. Police in Ireland were sent to stop a bus after a passenger complained about someone eating really smelly chips. You know the golden rule, smell something, say something. The police actually refused to stop the bus. That's because it turns out there were cheese and onion flavored chips, so they called in the SWAT team.

Right. It is amazing to think on a bus somebody starts eating stinky chips and you're like, police? Yeah. All right, here is your next limerick.

Right. It is amazing to think on a bus somebody starts eating stinky chips and you're like, police? Yeah. All right, here is your next limerick.

Right. It is amazing to think on a bus somebody starts eating stinky chips and you're like, police? Yeah. All right, here is your next limerick.

Bleeping. Sleeping, yes. According to United Airlines, there is an alarming rise in accounts of sleeping passengers left on airplanes after their flight has landed. Because who hasn't just gotten done with a cramped five-hour flight and thought, but I'm so comfortable. Just 15 more minutes, please.

Bleeping. Sleeping, yes. According to United Airlines, there is an alarming rise in accounts of sleeping passengers left on airplanes after their flight has landed. Because who hasn't just gotten done with a cramped five-hour flight and thought, but I'm so comfortable. Just 15 more minutes, please.

Bleeping. Sleeping, yes. According to United Airlines, there is an alarming rise in accounts of sleeping passengers left on airplanes after their flight has landed. Because who hasn't just gotten done with a cramped five-hour flight and thought, but I'm so comfortable. Just 15 more minutes, please.

I know, right? Where are you going? The flight attendants promise going forward they'll be extra diligent and wake up passengers, you know, in the traditional way, running into their elbows hard with the drink cart.

I know, right? Where are you going? The flight attendants promise going forward they'll be extra diligent and wake up passengers, you know, in the traditional way, running into their elbows hard with the drink cart.

I know, right? Where are you going? The flight attendants promise going forward they'll be extra diligent and wake up passengers, you know, in the traditional way, running into their elbows hard with the drink cart.