Peyton

Someone is glued to him. Right? I'm positioned at this table. We sit down. It's only us four in that weird. The party went back to the front. And so I have a clear view of this guy's backyard. I see kitchen staff walking through the backyard, because I guess the kitchen's in one of these rooms now, walking back and forth, and I'm like, what is going on? This, like, 18-year-old girl comes by.

Someone is glued to him. Right? I'm positioned at this table. We sit down. It's only us four in that weird. The party went back to the front. And so I have a clear view of this guy's backyard. I see kitchen staff walking through the backyard, because I guess the kitchen's in one of these rooms now, walking back and forth, and I'm like, what is going on? This, like, 18-year-old girl comes by.

She, like, skips to the table. Doesn't walk to it. She skips to it. And I'm creeped the fuck out. I'm like, hey. As you should be. She's like, have you ever been here before? And I said, has anybody? Like, it was like a get out situation.

She, like, skips to the table. Doesn't walk to it. She skips to it. And I'm creeped the fuck out. I'm like, hey. As you should be. She's like, have you ever been here before? And I said, has anybody? Like, it was like a get out situation.

She, like, skips to the table. Doesn't walk to it. She skips to it. And I'm creeped the fuck out. I'm like, hey. As you should be. She's like, have you ever been here before? And I said, has anybody? Like, it was like a get out situation.

we order we get our stuff right they have calamari they have old fashions i'm like where are these glasses at how is this regulated exactly i have to go poop right but i don't poop in public so i'm just gonna go to the bathroom and be a lady and fart so i i'm like i'm like i'm just gonna go explore this house and find the potty I walk through more hallways of this guy's house. There's pictures.

we order we get our stuff right they have calamari they have old fashions i'm like where are these glasses at how is this regulated exactly i have to go poop right but i don't poop in public so i'm just gonna go to the bathroom and be a lady and fart so i i'm like i'm like i'm just gonna go explore this house and find the potty I walk through more hallways of this guy's house. There's pictures.

we order we get our stuff right they have calamari they have old fashions i'm like where are these glasses at how is this regulated exactly i have to go poop right but i don't poop in public so i'm just gonna go to the bathroom and be a lady and fart so i i'm like i'm like i'm just gonna go explore this house and find the potty I walk through more hallways of this guy's house. There's pictures.

There's newspapers. There's like a lot of weird shit on the wall that's in an old person's house, right? I start, I'm turning one corner and I see a bathroom sign. Men's bathroom, women's bathroom. You got two restrooms. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I hear some chatter over there. I hear, I'm like, are there other people in this house? So I walk past the bathrooms.

There's newspapers. There's like a lot of weird shit on the wall that's in an old person's house, right? I start, I'm turning one corner and I see a bathroom sign. Men's bathroom, women's bathroom. You got two restrooms. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I hear some chatter over there. I hear, I'm like, are there other people in this house? So I walk past the bathrooms.

There's newspapers. There's like a lot of weird shit on the wall that's in an old person's house, right? I start, I'm turning one corner and I see a bathroom sign. Men's bathroom, women's bathroom. You got two restrooms. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I hear some chatter over there. I hear, I'm like, are there other people in this house? So I walk past the bathrooms.

I look, it was the biggest group of old white people since Cam's last family reunion. Like dog. It was like white haired, powdered. And like, and it was, I'm telling you, it was like, get out. All you hear is like chatter, like ambient chatter. Oh God. My black ass turns the corner. They were like, it was like silent. And I said, that. I walk back into the bathroom.

I look, it was the biggest group of old white people since Cam's last family reunion. Like dog. It was like white haired, powdered. And like, and it was, I'm telling you, it was like, get out. All you hear is like chatter, like ambient chatter. Oh God. My black ass turns the corner. They were like, it was like silent. And I said, that. I walk back into the bathroom.

I look, it was the biggest group of old white people since Cam's last family reunion. Like dog. It was like white haired, powdered. And like, and it was, I'm telling you, it was like, get out. All you hear is like chatter, like ambient chatter. Oh God. My black ass turns the corner. They were like, it was like silent. And I said, that. I walk back into the bathroom.

I fart a couple times, wash my hands, and I go back to eating. And that food was ass, too. It was not seasoned. CJ loved it.

I fart a couple times, wash my hands, and I go back to eating. And that food was ass, too. It was not seasoned. CJ loved it.

I fart a couple times, wash my hands, and I go back to eating. And that food was ass, too. It was not seasoned. CJ loved it.

It was absolutely terrible. Oh, my God. That was perfect.

It was absolutely terrible. Oh, my God. That was perfect.

It was absolutely terrible. Oh, my God. That was perfect.