Peyton

You know, I was talking to my dad this weekend, and you know how my dog's about to die, right? He's close to it. He sees the light every morning, but God's just like, almost. Wait a little bit. Couple more rabbits. Not quite. Malcolm's like, all right. Okay.

So I was talking to my family about my dog, Malcolm, his health. And I was like, okay. And I pay for Malcolm's vet. He doesn't like going to the vet. So I have to have a mobile vet come to the house, right? He gets anxiety attacks if he goes to the vet or he might try to kill another beast. So I'm just like, let's avoid that. He's on his last couple days. Let's just have him comfortable.

So I was talking to my family about my dog, Malcolm, his health. And I was like, okay. And I pay for Malcolm's vet. He doesn't like going to the vet. So I have to have a mobile vet come to the house, right? He gets anxiety attacks if he goes to the vet or he might try to kill another beast. So I'm just like, let's avoid that. He's on his last couple days. Let's just have him comfortable.

So I was talking to my family about my dog, Malcolm, his health. And I was like, okay. And I pay for Malcolm's vet. He doesn't like going to the vet. So I have to have a mobile vet come to the house, right? He gets anxiety attacks if he goes to the vet or he might try to kill another beast. So I'm just like, let's avoid that. He's on his last couple days. Let's just have him comfortable.

Let's bring a vet. Let's bring an in-home nurse. Yeah, in-home nurse to the house. So there's been a nurse that comes to the house and rubs him down and fix all of his knots, I guess. I don't know what they do. And so he had to get prescribed medicine. They gave my dog, my old 17-year-old dog, or however old he is, medicine, pills. Now, I thought dogs were lesser than us, right?

Let's bring a vet. Let's bring an in-home nurse. Yeah, in-home nurse to the house. So there's been a nurse that comes to the house and rubs him down and fix all of his knots, I guess. I don't know what they do. And so he had to get prescribed medicine. They gave my dog, my old 17-year-old dog, or however old he is, medicine, pills. Now, I thought dogs were lesser than us, right?

Let's bring a vet. Let's bring an in-home nurse. Yeah, in-home nurse to the house. So there's been a nurse that comes to the house and rubs him down and fix all of his knots, I guess. I don't know what they do. And so he had to get prescribed medicine. They gave my dog, my old 17-year-old dog, or however old he is, medicine, pills. Now, I thought dogs were lesser than us, right?

They're not humans. Not like we shouldn't care about them, but they shouldn't get the same treatment we do, right? I'm thinking Malcolm gets prescribed these pills. They bring the pills to the house, right? The vet calls my dad and says, Malcolm's pills are ready. He goes, where are they? Like, I'm here at the house. They're not outside the door.

They're not humans. Not like we shouldn't care about them, but they shouldn't get the same treatment we do, right? I'm thinking Malcolm gets prescribed these pills. They bring the pills to the house, right? The vet calls my dad and says, Malcolm's pills are ready. He goes, where are they? Like, I'm here at the house. They're not outside the door.

They're not humans. Not like we shouldn't care about them, but they shouldn't get the same treatment we do, right? I'm thinking Malcolm gets prescribed these pills. They bring the pills to the house, right? The vet calls my dad and says, Malcolm's pills are ready. He goes, where are they? Like, I'm here at the house. They're not outside the door.

And they go, go to your local Walgreens to pick up your dog's prescription. First of all, my dad calls me and he goes, what the? He's like, what kind of bougie shit is this? And I said, I don't know. I don't know how it works. He goes to the Walgreens pharmacy. He goes up to the window. And my dad is confused, right? He's 60. He's never picked up pills for an animal. He goes up.

And they go, go to your local Walgreens to pick up your dog's prescription. First of all, my dad calls me and he goes, what the? He's like, what kind of bougie shit is this? And I said, I don't know. I don't know how it works. He goes to the Walgreens pharmacy. He goes up to the window. And my dad is confused, right? He's 60. He's never picked up pills for an animal. He goes up.

And they go, go to your local Walgreens to pick up your dog's prescription. First of all, my dad calls me and he goes, what the? He's like, what kind of bougie shit is this? And I said, I don't know. I don't know how it works. He goes to the Walgreens pharmacy. He goes up to the window. And my dad is confused, right? He's 60. He's never picked up pills for an animal. He goes up.

He's like, I was told to come pick up some pills. And they go, is it for you? And he goes, my dog. They go, what's your dog's name? Oh, my God. He goes, are you serious? He goes, is it in your database? What does that mean? I gave him that. I don't know. He goes, Malcolm. And then they, like, have him fill out a form. I did not know dogs had HIPAA. Yeah. What medicine did they give Malcolm?

He's like, I was told to come pick up some pills. And they go, is it for you? And he goes, my dog. They go, what's your dog's name? Oh, my God. He goes, are you serious? He goes, is it in your database? What does that mean? I gave him that. I don't know. He goes, Malcolm. And then they, like, have him fill out a form. I did not know dogs had HIPAA. Yeah. What medicine did they give Malcolm?

He's like, I was told to come pick up some pills. And they go, is it for you? And he goes, my dog. They go, what's your dog's name? Oh, my God. He goes, are you serious? He goes, is it in your database? What does that mean? I gave him that. I don't know. He goes, Malcolm. And then they, like, have him fill out a form. I did not know dogs had HIPAA. Yeah. What medicine did they give Malcolm?

Because, my God, it's encrypted in Walgreens? Do you all know what HIPAA is? Yes. HIPAA, if you don't know, is basically like you can't. Like privacy. It's a privacy thing for humans. Like if I get prescribed something, they can't tell or whoever signs off on the pill cannot tell somebody else about their medical history.

Because, my God, it's encrypted in Walgreens? Do you all know what HIPAA is? Yes. HIPAA, if you don't know, is basically like you can't. Like privacy. It's a privacy thing for humans. Like if I get prescribed something, they can't tell or whoever signs off on the pill cannot tell somebody else about their medical history.

Because, my God, it's encrypted in Walgreens? Do you all know what HIPAA is? Yes. HIPAA, if you don't know, is basically like you can't. Like privacy. It's a privacy thing for humans. Like if I get prescribed something, they can't tell or whoever signs off on the pill cannot tell somebody else about their medical history.

you can't tell about the sickness or the pill who the am i gonna tell about my dog's hip dysplasia medicine are they trying to my dog yeah it's like am i gonna snitch to the neighbor poodle your dad goes so what exactly like how should i give they go sir can't tell you that yeah keep it secret they go oh by the way what's uh malcolm drum's age your dad's like 119 i don't know what do you want me to say