PFT (Pardon My Take co‑host, Big Cat/PFT Commenter — likely PFT Commenter/host)

You hate turkey.

First of all, there shouldn't have to be 12 fucking steps to make something delicious.

Oh, you got to baste it.

It's got to be this fucking temperature.

You got to dry brine it.

You got to deep fry it.

How about I just put a fucking delicious cut of meat in the oven and fucking three hours later it's done?

My house, we do turkey and steak, and the steak's always gone right away.

A hundred percent.

I offer Christmas.

I do a steak.

I do a steak, a rib roast.

I mean, Thanksgiving is left over from the time where people were eating fucking gruel for every meal.

It was like you worked in the fucking factories and you were eating fucking like, you know, pay oatmeal paste and shit.

That's why Turkey was fucking good.

It's because it was started back then.

Now we have everything at our fingertips.

I'm not fucking settling for peasant for the peasant bird.

Thank you very much.

How much does this have to do with the fact that it's called Turkey and you as a Greek have to absolutely despise – if it was called like Paris?