PFT (Pardon My Take co‑host, Big Cat/PFT Commenter — likely PFT Commenter/host)

Yeah, Hollywood has not put me in a dress yet.

Not yet, but I would probably do that if I'm being honest.

I don't have a problem with that.

When you're on the red carpet, though, at some of these events, are you conscious sometimes of being like, what the fuck am I doing here?

These people are just gorgeous.

Dude, so I'm at the Venice Film Festival on the red carpet, right?

And I'm in a car with hilariously, it's me and Alicia Silverstone.

And I'm in a tuxedo.

The guy, they take, you know, fucking somebody opens the door and they like escort Alicia Silverstone.

And I'm supposed to go next on the red carpet.

They just skip me because they thought I was a bodyguard.

They didn't even consider that I could be on the red carpet.

I had to be like, hey, hey, I'm in the movie.

All the Italians were like – and they were like mad.

Dude, the – I've never seen paparazzi more pissed off as like me blocking Emma Stone from them getting a shot of her.

They're like, move.

We're trying to fucking get the famous people, you fucking gargoyle.

I do want to watch Begonia.

Yeah.

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