PFT (Pardon My Take co‑host, Big Cat/PFT Commenter — likely PFT Commenter/host)

I think our personnel moves have been really good that we just kind of shuffled it around to now we have a workable defense and

And ever since then, our defense has been fucking awesome.

But I remember what this feels like.

This is what the Ravens teams were like when I was a kid.

Awesome defense.

I mean, the best player – we beat the Jets, and the most impressive performance was our fucking punter.

Shout out to Sam Cook.

He's the man.

But it's like – that was the best – that was the coolest play.

The most exciting play was that fucking coffin corner punt, which is awesome.

But it's like –

We didn't – Derrick Henry had two touchdowns but he – our line is fucking dog shit.

It's like this is the most – this is the most like we like – this is the most like getting pussy with a limp dick I've ever had in my life.

You know what I mean?

It's like –

It's like when your dick gets to critical mass, it's 51% hard, and it's just barely enough for penetrative intercourse.

We did just enough to win five games, and it's not inspiring, and I'm a little worried because...

Look, we have to beat the fuck out of the – you want to talk about a defense that sucks dick.

It's like – but Lamar has looked a little banged up.

If we can't get our offense right with two Bengals games, I don't know what the fuck – so it's like, yes, I feel good.