Philippe

None of this came out. I'm nice to everybody, man. Everywhere I went. People were giving me stuff. There were people wearing my, it was hard for them because I guess they've been on TV before and they had TV credits, I guess. They're known in the East Coast. But me, I'm known in the West Coast. I've been doing stand-up longer than them, but they never heard of me.

But I was building like an underground following. And I had a lot of jokes. And my jokes were short. I had no story. They were like, boom, boom, boom, punchline. Like, I had a joke where I said, I met a woman last night. She said, I'll sleep over at your house, but we can't have any sex. I said, all right, tomorrow morning we'll have breakfast. You can't eat no food. Boom, you know?

But I was building like an underground following. And I had a lot of jokes. And my jokes were short. I had no story. They were like, boom, boom, boom, punchline. Like, I had a joke where I said, I met a woman last night. She said, I'll sleep over at your house, but we can't have any sex. I said, all right, tomorrow morning we'll have breakfast. You can't eat no food. Boom, you know?

But I was building like an underground following. And I had a lot of jokes. And my jokes were short. I had no story. They were like, boom, boom, boom, punchline. Like, I had a joke where I said, I met a woman last night. She said, I'll sleep over at your house, but we can't have any sex. I said, all right, tomorrow morning we'll have breakfast. You can't eat no food. Boom, you know?

And I said that, well, the police pulled me over. They asked me, do you have anything inside illegal? I looked at my cousin. I ran. Boom. You know, I had a bunch of butt slides, bro. I was like a Muhammad Ali, bro, ropey rope with jokes. I love the boom like you're boxing. My father was a boxer. My grandfather, they were boxers, bro. They used to box tomatoes, grapes, oranges in California. Yeah.

And I said that, well, the police pulled me over. They asked me, do you have anything inside illegal? I looked at my cousin. I ran. Boom. You know, I had a bunch of butt slides, bro. I was like a Muhammad Ali, bro, ropey rope with jokes. I love the boom like you're boxing. My father was a boxer. My grandfather, they were boxers, bro. They used to box tomatoes, grapes, oranges in California. Yeah.

And I said that, well, the police pulled me over. They asked me, do you have anything inside illegal? I looked at my cousin. I ran. Boom. You know, I had a bunch of butt slides, bro. I was like a Muhammad Ali, bro, ropey rope with jokes. I love the boom like you're boxing. My father was a boxer. My grandfather, they were boxers, bro. They used to box tomatoes, grapes, oranges in California. Yeah.

Oh, man, go watch Raging Fool on Netflix. Watch it a bunch of times. Cut up the clips. Put them up on TikTok if you want. You know, bootleg it. Do whatever you want with it. It's all for you, man.

Oh, man, go watch Raging Fool on Netflix. Watch it a bunch of times. Cut up the clips. Put them up on TikTok if you want. You know, bootleg it. Do whatever you want with it. It's all for you, man.

Oh, man, go watch Raging Fool on Netflix. Watch it a bunch of times. Cut up the clips. Put them up on TikTok if you want. You know, bootleg it. Do whatever you want with it. It's all for you, man.

Thank you for having me, man. Let's go Dodgers. Also, I'm a big Raiders fan, even though we're over a decade.

Thank you for having me, man. Let's go Dodgers. Also, I'm a big Raiders fan, even though we're over a decade.

Thank you for having me, man. Let's go Dodgers. Also, I'm a big Raiders fan, even though we're over a decade.

Oh, yeah, man. We could have the Pete Carroll, 10th Pete Carroll. We still have the same team, though. Yeah, that's part of the problem. We are over a decade, bro. You got to understand, bro, you got to be a team that shows up and ready to play every Sunday. The fans are more prepared. Look at the way they're dressed. They're cross-dressing. They're wearing black and silver.

Oh, yeah, man. We could have the Pete Carroll, 10th Pete Carroll. We still have the same team, though. Yeah, that's part of the problem. We are over a decade, bro. You got to understand, bro, you got to be a team that shows up and ready to play every Sunday. The fans are more prepared. Look at the way they're dressed. They're cross-dressing. They're wearing black and silver.

Oh, yeah, man. We could have the Pete Carroll, 10th Pete Carroll. We still have the same team, though. Yeah, that's part of the problem. We are over a decade, bro. You got to understand, bro, you got to be a team that shows up and ready to play every Sunday. The fans are more prepared. Look at the way they're dressed. They're cross-dressing. They're wearing black and silver.

I mean, we're the only fans that have a wave with a boo in it.

I mean, we're the only fans that have a wave with a boo in it.

I mean, we're the only fans that have a wave with a boo in it.

Yeah, man. The Dodgers, man, we're the best. People say we're cheating, but we're just L.A., bro. We're the best.