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Philippe

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

Oh, man, almost impossible. Like, my father was an immigrant. He worked, like, 60 hours a week. My mom worked cleaning houses, and we were always home alone. And when I told my father, my father found out that I was doing stand-up comedy and not having a job and not going to community college, he was very upset, man, because he didn't โ€“ he was more upset because I think a lot of parents โ€“

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

When their kids have a wild dream or a wild career, they're seeing themselves in that position. Like when I told my dad that I was a stand-up comedian, he put himself as a stand-up comedian, and he got scared for me. Like, no, don't do that. Keep your job at UPS. One day you'll be a driver.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

When their kids have a wild dream or a wild career, they're seeing themselves in that position. Like when I told my dad that I was a stand-up comedian, he put himself as a stand-up comedian, and he got scared for me. Like, no, don't do that. Keep your job at UPS. One day you'll be a driver.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

When their kids have a wild dream or a wild career, they're seeing themselves in that position. Like when I told my dad that I was a stand-up comedian, he put himself as a stand-up comedian, and he got scared for me. Like, no, don't do that. Keep your job at UPS. One day you'll be a driver.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

Yeah, because it's already, what could Brown do for you?

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

Yeah, because it's already, what could Brown do for you?

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

Yeah, because it's already, what could Brown do for you?

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

Oh, man, those guys were all bitter because they lost to a Mexican. And I ended up winning $250,000. But I should have told them, you know, on the bus, you know, if I would have been talking to them, hey, bro, I didn't really win $250,000. They got me for child support the next day. My baby mama ended up winning. She became the last baby mama standing.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

Oh, man, those guys were all bitter because they lost to a Mexican. And I ended up winning $250,000. But I should have told them, you know, on the bus, you know, if I would have been talking to them, hey, bro, I didn't really win $250,000. They got me for child support the next day. My baby mama ended up winning. She became the last baby mama standing.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

Oh, man, those guys were all bitter because they lost to a Mexican. And I ended up winning $250,000. But I should have told them, you know, on the bus, you know, if I would have been talking to them, hey, bro, I didn't really win $250,000. They got me for child support the next day. My baby mama ended up winning. She became the last baby mama standing.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

None of this came out. I'm nice to everybody, man. Everywhere I went. People were giving me stuff. There were people wearing my, it was hard for them because I guess they've been on TV before and they had TV credits, I guess. They're known in the East Coast. But me, I'm known in the West Coast. I've been doing stand-up longer than them, but they never heard of me.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

None of this came out. I'm nice to everybody, man. Everywhere I went. People were giving me stuff. There were people wearing my, it was hard for them because I guess they've been on TV before and they had TV credits, I guess. They're known in the East Coast. But me, I'm known in the West Coast. I've been doing stand-up longer than them, but they never heard of me.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

None of this came out. I'm nice to everybody, man. Everywhere I went. People were giving me stuff. There were people wearing my, it was hard for them because I guess they've been on TV before and they had TV credits, I guess. They're known in the East Coast. But me, I'm known in the West Coast. I've been doing stand-up longer than them, but they never heard of me.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

But I was building like an underground following. And I had a lot of jokes. And my jokes were short. I had no story. They were like, boom, boom, boom, punchline. Like, I had a joke where I said, I met a woman last night. She said, I'll sleep over at your house, but we can't have any sex. I said, all right, tomorrow morning we'll have breakfast. You can't eat no food. Boom, you know?

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

But I was building like an underground following. And I had a lot of jokes. And my jokes were short. I had no story. They were like, boom, boom, boom, punchline. Like, I had a joke where I said, I met a woman last night. She said, I'll sleep over at your house, but we can't have any sex. I said, all right, tomorrow morning we'll have breakfast. You can't eat no food. Boom, you know?

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

But I was building like an underground following. And I had a lot of jokes. And my jokes were short. I had no story. They were like, boom, boom, boom, punchline. Like, I had a joke where I said, I met a woman last night. She said, I'll sleep over at your house, but we can't have any sex. I said, all right, tomorrow morning we'll have breakfast. You can't eat no food. Boom, you know?

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

And I said that, well, the police pulled me over. They asked me, do you have anything inside illegal? I looked at my cousin. I ran. Boom. You know, I had a bunch of butt slides, bro. I was like a Muhammad Ali, bro, ropey rope with jokes. I love the boom like you're boxing. My father was a boxer. My grandfather, they were boxers, bro. They used to box tomatoes, grapes, oranges in California. Yeah.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

And I said that, well, the police pulled me over. They asked me, do you have anything inside illegal? I looked at my cousin. I ran. Boom. You know, I had a bunch of butt slides, bro. I was like a Muhammad Ali, bro, ropey rope with jokes. I love the boom like you're boxing. My father was a boxer. My grandfather, they were boxers, bro. They used to box tomatoes, grapes, oranges in California. Yeah.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

And I said that, well, the police pulled me over. They asked me, do you have anything inside illegal? I looked at my cousin. I ran. Boom. You know, I had a bunch of butt slides, bro. I was like a Muhammad Ali, bro, ropey rope with jokes. I love the boom like you're boxing. My father was a boxer. My grandfather, they were boxers, bro. They used to box tomatoes, grapes, oranges in California. Yeah.

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#2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

Oh, man, go watch Raging Fool on Netflix. Watch it a bunch of times. Cut up the clips. Put them up on TikTok if you want. You know, bootleg it. Do whatever you want with it. It's all for you, man.