Phillip

You burn a lot of calories skating, even though there's wheels.

Yeah, and you're nervous as crap, so your heart rate's out the roof.

Yeah.

Like, these people are all going to see me fall.

Yeah.

Oh, you be thinking that?

Look at that dog.

Yeah, because I'm the only adult out there every time.

Get addicted.

You don't know how to skate?

I know how to skate.

Why are you scared you're going to fall?

You think they're going to take you out.

Have you been to a skate rink lately?

not in five years exactly when you go next time you're gonna be like well everyone's under 10 except for one dad do you do the limbo and it's me no i don't do the limbo i feel like you would do that with you blades or skate blades man yeah we gotta pay up for the blades it's an extra dollar for crying out yeah what do you mean i don't who goes and i don't think i don't think my cankles handle blades i'm not doing the last time i went to a birthday party why not no you you were like a professional skater though weren't you

Oh, that was roller skates.

I didn't use the blades.

But you were like... Did you have your own personal skate?

Oh, yeah.

A little shirt cut down to your chest so your chest hair coming out?