Phillip

You think they're going to take you out.

Have you been to a skate rink lately?

not in five years exactly when you go next time you're gonna be like well everyone's under 10 except for one dad do you do the limbo and it's me no i don't do the limbo i feel like you would do that with you blades or skate blades man yeah we gotta pay up for the blades it's an extra dollar for crying out yeah what do you mean i don't who goes and i don't think i don't think my cankles handle blades i'm not doing the last time i went to a birthday party why not no you you were like a professional skater though weren't you

Oh, that was roller skates.

I didn't use the blades.

But you were like... Did you have your own personal skate?

Oh, yeah.

A little shirt cut down to your chest so your chest hair coming out?

C3.

He's just trying to size up your closet so you can go raiding.

I'm over here plotting on your death.

He was getting specific.

He was like $40, $80.

Who's inheriting your estate?

What's your will?

How did Phillip sleep?

Let's get him in the farming group.

He's going down.

Documenting scientific evidence.

No, but one time I went to a birthday party for a kid.