Phoebe Gates

His entire family starts dying laughing. And now we've been dating like almost two years. Every time I see them, they're like, oh, it's Elton John gay. Oh my God. You're like, this girl went to Stanford. It's Elton John gay. Oh, are you kidding me? Oh no. Unfortunately, Arthur does not have any musical talent.

His entire family starts dying laughing. And now we've been dating like almost two years. Every time I see them, they're like, oh, it's Elton John gay. Oh my God. You're like, this girl went to Stanford. It's Elton John gay. Oh, are you kidding me? Oh no. Unfortunately, Arthur does not have any musical talent.

I've been trying to get him to serenade me for a very long time, but it has not happened.

I've been trying to get him to serenade me for a very long time, but it has not happened.

I've been trying to get him to serenade me for a very long time, but it has not happened.

I feel like you're so good at ghosting people on the low. I just don't respond. I mean, I'm so bad at my inbox. I have ADHD that I just randomly ghost people. I'm not going to lie. What is the most unhinged lie you've ever told to get out of plans? Sophia.

I feel like you're so good at ghosting people on the low. I just don't respond. I mean, I'm so bad at my inbox. I have ADHD that I just randomly ghost people. I'm not going to lie. What is the most unhinged lie you've ever told to get out of plans? Sophia.

I feel like you're so good at ghosting people on the low. I just don't respond. I mean, I'm so bad at my inbox. I have ADHD that I just randomly ghost people. I'm not going to lie. What is the most unhinged lie you've ever told to get out of plans? Sophia.

She has one email with Dalai Lama, one with the Pope, one with some, a couple different climate guys. And then one is the, this horrific photo I took of her in the hospital. When like a TA would be like, why'd you miss class? She'd be like, so sorry.

She has one email with Dalai Lama, one with the Pope, one with some, a couple different climate guys. And then one is the, this horrific photo I took of her in the hospital. When like a TA would be like, why'd you miss class? She'd be like, so sorry.

She has one email with Dalai Lama, one with the Pope, one with some, a couple different climate guys. And then one is the, this horrific photo I took of her in the hospital. When like a TA would be like, why'd you miss class? She'd be like, so sorry.

I've been very ill. And you're fucking attaching a hospital photo.

I've been very ill. And you're fucking attaching a hospital photo.

I've been very ill. And you're fucking attaching a hospital photo.

I like it would just be so awkward because sometimes we'd have like overlapping TAs for different class and they come up to me like, oh, so bummed Sophia missed last week. And then I would try to suss out the conversation to see what email she had sent them. Because I'm not sure if it's like, oh, yeah, like it's so cool. Like she did meet the Pope last week. How great is that?

I like it would just be so awkward because sometimes we'd have like overlapping TAs for different class and they come up to me like, oh, so bummed Sophia missed last week. And then I would try to suss out the conversation to see what email she had sent them. Because I'm not sure if it's like, oh, yeah, like it's so cool. Like she did meet the Pope last week. How great is that?

I like it would just be so awkward because sometimes we'd have like overlapping TAs for different class and they come up to me like, oh, so bummed Sophia missed last week. And then I would try to suss out the conversation to see what email she had sent them. Because I'm not sure if it's like, oh, yeah, like it's so cool. Like she did meet the Pope last week. How great is that?

Versus like, did she send the hospital selfie email? Because that's like a little different conversation I have to have. So I'd be like as they're like talking, I'm like. Yes, it is very interesting that she missed that.

Versus like, did she send the hospital selfie email? Because that's like a little different conversation I have to have. So I'd be like as they're like talking, I'm like. Yes, it is very interesting that she missed that.

Versus like, did she send the hospital selfie email? Because that's like a little different conversation I have to have. So I'd be like as they're like talking, I'm like. Yes, it is very interesting that she missed that.