PJ Coffey

And with me this week is... PJ Coffey from the Southampton Guild of Roleplayers.

Russ.

It is a delight to be here, and joining us also in a particularly vibrant magenta shade of purple.

I don't know if that's the right colour or something, but god damn, I love that hair.

Are you telling me they're proposing to fill the O2 arena?

Yes.

At this time, we can neither confirm nor deny.

I don't think they've purchased the O2.

They're a successful company, but... We can neither confirm nor deny that Ariana Grande will be playing D&D at the O2 Arena during those two days.

We just do not have that information at this time.

Rumors that she plays a half-elf bard are completely based on nothing but rampant speculation.

I don't know where these people are coming up with this sort of ridiculous sort of thing.

Yeah.

Right.

Oh, so they're not going to have, like, yeah, because I was thinking if you got pretty much every role-playing professional in the UK, we still wouldn't be able to fill up the O2 right now.

Won't be able to provide services for everybody in the O2 arena, even if we've got, like, literally everyone.

All right, but I guess they're going to import people and so forth.

Yeah, okay.

Interesting.

Unlikely.