PJ Vogt

It's definitely a very normal size.

I do not have a dying dong.

What if it's just like an average dong detector?

Perfectly average.

Had the U.S.

government in the second Trump administration developed a working form of gaydar that targeted average-donged men?

It seemed unlikely.

No stereotype that I knew held that average-donged gay men specifically posed a national security threat.

The ever-expanding list of domestic enemies our country accumulated did not yet seem to include them specifically.

These two men, I was convinced they were connected, but I believed they were connected in some way I couldn't yet see.

And then, a few weeks after my conversation with Silas, on August 31st, I received a third email.

Our third listener in just two months.

His name was Keller.

So I will tell you something strange, which is that you're not the first listener to write in with this question.

Are you serious?

I am serious.

And you're also not the second listener to write in with this question.

Stop.

Yeah.

You're the third.