PJ Vogt

Yeah.

I bet that like the ancient Romans and Japanese would look at us with the thin, thin ply toilet paper on our fingers and be like, why aren't you using a stick?

It's a bunch of people, slow motion swimmers, slow motion dancers, slow motion shot of a bunch of ladies bathing suit.

You will find... Okay, can I already say I remember this commercial?

Yeah, well, guess what else is in the bathroom, Garrett?

No, you could just wet toilet paper yourself.

You don't have to buy pre-wet toilet paper.

There was, you know, five guys living there, three on the couch.

And we were packing the bathrooms with baby wipes.

Hi, Sharks.

My name's Sean Riley, and I'm here with my good friends, Ryan Megan and Jeff Klimkowski, and we're the guys of Dude Products, hailing from Chicago, Illinois.

But you can just call us the Dudes.

Dude.

And we're here today seeking $300,000... He, like, he, Sean Riley, and his two guys, they just look...

They have like very median builds.

They're just dudes.

And they've got a toilet on screen that's packed high with dude wipes.

And the first time you find out it's wastewater treatment, you're like, holy moly, it's crazy.

Yes, it's very cool.

Somebody made ice cream out of, like, fat, feces, and sludge.