PJ Vogt

Okay, so do you know the full-body TSA scanner?

The one where you, it replaced the pure metal detector and you walk in and you kind of put your hands like the cartoon over your head and it scans you more thoroughly is my understanding.

Yeah, exactly.

So if you have a TSA pre-check, you generally just go through the x-ray like old school.

But for everybody else, you go into this kind of like cylindrical space, and then you plant your feet shoulder width apart, hold your hands in the air above your head, and then it kind of like whooshes around you.

And then there's like a little screen.

And generally after like a one second delay, it just turns green into something like go, and then you just walk on and get your baggage.

That's what happens if everything goes right.

If something goes wrong, meaning the machine detects some kind of anomaly, you get stopped.

You see on the little screen a sort of gingerbread outline version of you with a box over the part of your body that the machine is flagging.

So if you're wearing a big watch or something, it might be over your wrist.

But for me, most times there is a box on the front and a box on the back, and the box on the front is directly over my dick.

And then to make matters worse, on the back avatar view, there's another little box that's directly on my anus.

So it's like...

And when you say your anus, you don't mean the general area of your buttocks.

You mean where your anus is.

Yeah, I use the term advisedly.

It is not just like, oh, it's the whole backside.

Or like, oh, it could be his lower back.

No, it's like the tiniest little box.