Portia
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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
It's been two weeks since my last confession.
I'm really struggling with, well, you know... The gossiping again, Portia?
You know since that first day we had you for pranzo, we've been devoted.
I try so hard, but it just slips out.
Shouldn't I say a rosary or some Our Fathers or something?
I don't understand why he wants me to pluck these feathers while walking through the piazza.
This chicken is the biggest and plumpest and heaviest chicken I could find at the market, and it's hard enough to carry it, but to pluck the feathers at the same time?
Well, I certainly can't knock on this oratory door without dropping this very heavy chicken in my arms now, can I?
I must say, Father, this was the worst penance you have ever given me.