Post Malone
speaker
327 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard May 2025
Post Malone’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Thank you very much.
No gum.
You're looking great. Thank you very much.
Okay.
For my mommy, something on my face. Okay.
Hi, Mom. She's here tonight.
You can hang out with her as long as you want.
My nipples. I have poofy nipples.
It's not cute.
They're tough.
Yeah, they always gave me shit about that. I never took my shirt off as a kid because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff. I don't get why. I don't understand this.
I'm puff daddy.
That's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples? He has puffy nipples.
No. not all the way huh like a little finger bang or like uh you couldn't come oh no definitely definitely bust okay that's fine to say this is call her daddy we talk a lot about sex here yeah okay um yeah definitely bust but no no like uh coitus okay not full coitus okay that's thank you for this is
and here's the whole deal and I'll tell you why I know it's supposed to be rapid fire but I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like move around at all that's when the turbulence starts because I'll see somebody get up and I know they have they have the poop walk So I can tell they're going to be back there, and I'm like, get back in your seat.
It's so bumpy right now. I know this is your fault. Am I the only one that feels that way?
I have never shit on an airplane.
I'm not going to lie. I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before multiple times. And I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there. They probably thought that fucker was going down because they were like, that's not like a natural smell. So it's going to be like jet fuel burning or something.
Well, you know, I feel like for a... Well, look who we have here. If it isn't Jet Fuel shitter on the airplane. Making everybody think it's going down. No, I mean, I feel like during COVID even then, we might not even have that problem. So I'd let them rip all the fucking time. You can't smell shit. And if the N95s are that effective, you shouldn't be able to smell my shitty farts.
They're not shitty, by the way. Stinky farts.
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