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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. And today we have one of my favorites, man. We got Adam Rowe back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So they would groom girls... Yes. ...and then wait until they're legal and then have sex with them?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I actually don't like it when they tell me. Makes you want to do it. Also, I can plead ignorance if I don't really know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if I get sat down with the guys in the outfits and everything and they tell me all the rules. The outfits. Now I'm like, fuck, they just told me this shit dressed up. Yeah, I feel like there would be something bad there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
But then again, if you get arrested for that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Like, what do people think of her out there?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
That's fire. We hate her here for some reason. I think it's just the idea, like, Americans really... I think it's the same feeling. It's like we really resent people who haven't seemingly earned their success. Yeah, yeah. You know, like the idea of like nepotism or heirs or the royal family. Yeah, but then you should hate the royal family and you should like him. We don't respect the royal family.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So, like, this is the... You have gangbangers and gangbangs in the same place, and then for whatever reason, we can't put those together.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
They cancelled the comedy show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You want to know how incredible Hamilton is? Yeah. Once we went to like a private dance club in Hawaii. Strip club. Strip club. But there's like a little private room where the strippers come in. He's trying to feed that. And they give you an aux cord and you get to control the music. And I go, Mark, you know what you got to do? He's like, I got it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I see Mark go up to the aux, plug it in, and the next thing I hear is... How does a bastard... I was saying like five minutes, we were just singing and dancing and the strippers were all just sitting down, like so confused. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Is it weird to have that showing in England? No. Like, the historical count of the Revolutionary War. So, like, this is... There's no way you learn how we learn it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
So they lied to you in school?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Hamilton in America was, like, not a very, in our generation, was not a very popular figure. Totally. Like, they were going to replace him, I think, on the bill. Yeah, yeah, I think that was the plan. And Aaron Burr. The extent of Burr was a Got Milk commercial. Do you remember that commercial?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
He's eating a cookie and he doesn't have any milk. And he like calls in some hotline to like win something. And he goes, and they go, who was the person that had a duel with Hamilton and then shot him and then killed Alexander Hamilton? And the guy goes, he can't get it out because he doesn't have milk.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I remember this my entire childhood going, I don't know who the fuck that guy is. And then I remember seeing Hamilton. I was like, oh.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Sorry. So, so when, when you're watching a play of like the American revolution in England, is there like a complete disconnect to an event that happened in history? Like, I don't think Americans are there yet to like have a play. Like if there was a Vietnamese play about how they won the war, I don't think it'd be like celebrated in America.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
It's just not like a, it doesn't look like you're watching a loss.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
The king is the best character in it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Rebellion is like part of the identity. So any story that has rebellion, we get all excited about.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
But we assume it's because he's British.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
But he'd seen me on media. Yeah, that's great. And shout out to him. This is, I guess, a peculiar question, but it's the observation I had when I was in Britain. There's all these tiny little towns that have kind of evolved independently from this idea of England, right? Yeah. And then the empire kind of swallows them all up. Yeah. But they have their own identities. Some of them do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Some of them do. Whereas, like, the states in America are added after the 13th as America. Yeah. You don't have an identity outside of us. Maybe Texas, because they almost did their own thing, but it's rare. So I wonder if that changes things, where you don't really personalize what the greater England did, because there were people there a thousand years ago just doing their thing anyway.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You go to some places that England never got to, and you're like, you could have used a little.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
It's so British. See, the colonial comes out. It's the best train. But when you see him on top of the train riding it, aren't you like, that was worth the jewel? Yeah. They're enjoying that thing. Imagine they got a roller coaster. Oh. If you dropped a roller coaster in Mumbai, dude, they would forget.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
It's funny. But that's good perspective to have. I think a lot of Americans don't know that about England. I think that we assume that every country is kind of like us, incredibly proud of themselves, and that's it. That's the identity. Yeah, we're divided in America, but for the most part, Americans are like, it's America, and then fuck the rest of y'all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Whereas you go to Spain, and there are parts of Spain that are like, we're not Spanish.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Catalonia, the Basque country.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Huh? We're not going to joke around about it at all. This is going to go poorly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
That's the tricky thing, is that a certain amount of people are going to be crazy. Yeah. Right. Like and that is going to be consistent across whatever culture.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And when you have people that are entering your country, you know, a certain percentage of them are going to be crazy. And the idea I imagine with an open border is that there's no way to discern who is or isn't. Now, there's no way to tell if somebody's kid is going to be crazy. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
But I get the anger that somebody has in a situation where, like, we can at least control this if we just stop people from coming in. Yeah, yeah. But you're not going to control crazy. They're going to be fucking Jimmy Savills. Totally. Right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Okay, so this is, again, a lot of the news that we get from Great Britain is, like, what Elon tweets. Yeah, exactly. That's a problem. Yeah, so we read the headline and we're like, grooming gangs? What the fuck is going on over here? I will say, I looked into the thousand people they fucked a little bit more, and they're doing it. They're actually having sex with these guys.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
an episode basically right after the inauguration. And, you know, for the last four years, people cried. You know, a lot of times they were crying about the Democrats and they're crying about, you know, people making fun of, you know, who you can joke about or whatever. And we're clowning Elon. Because he had that fucking autistic moment where he's, you know, throwing a fucking Nazi slur.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Did he mean to tell everybody he's a Nazi in that moment? Of course not, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Maybe that's the case. And then we can even have that discussion. I don't think that that was what he did. But there is a version where you could just be like, I did some dumb ass shit right there. Right? Like, you can just acknowledge it. You don't have to be like, you guys are stupid. I can't believe you do that. Or find all these excuses. Like, he was technically doing a Roman salute.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
That's like saying, you know. My point is like, there was all these right wing guys like, oh, you can't make fun of anybody. And what happened to comedy? We should be in front of whatever. And the second the jokes are about Elon, it's like, oh, dude, you used to be funny. This is fucked up shit. You just became the guy you were criticizing for the last four years.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
This is another thing. Like there are narratives that happen when a comedian gets to like a certain size, right? A certain level of success. Like I haven't seen it happen with me. I've seen it happen with other people. And these narratives just sprout up and you have to be a certain level of success for the narratives to even pop up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
What is the reaction in, like, proper, polite British circles about this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And what's interesting about Burr is like Burr is one of the most prolific comedians that's ever existed. Yeah. And I've seen this thing happen, like, oh, he's going, whoa, girl. Honestly, I think this is my take on it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
It's like when feminism, like the pendulum swung way too far in one direction and you could never feel like you could make fun of women, and women were saying insane shit with the protection of feminism. If you call them out on it, then you're a sexist and you're a bigot. So everybody was really scared. Comedians who had jokes about the absurdity of this extreme feminism said,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
gained a lot of popularity because you could get the sentiment that we all had out. I mean, I'd definitely benefit from that. I had plenty of jokes about that. And Bill was amazing and prolific at that. Now the pendulum has swung back. We don't need to make fun of feminists all the time. We realize that they're retarded.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
So now he's going just making fun of whatever he wants to make fun of right now. But because he doesn't offer that like social utility for you, now he's gone woke and now he's not funny. It's bullshit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You never liked him. You like that he made you feel good with your feelings.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
We know the angle.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I don't care if you're woke, as long as it's funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Exactly. And that's what I hate about the criticism, right? It's like, you can be funny and have a progressive line of thinking. There was a guy named Jon Stewart that did it really effectively for the last fucking two decades, probably. So...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Yeah, it's like, it's really, it's a shame when you see these people that they seem to, like, be fighting for comedy and everybody can get these jokes and the second the jokes are kind of against their point of view, all of a sudden, now that person has completely changed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
you said you'd save my life yeah look at the fucking boat no you're 100 right it's it's yeah comedy should be like your emotional reaction to something yeah it doesn't have to be what you know to be right or wrong it's how you feel in the moment like all the old borscht belt comics i take my wife please you don't really want someone to take your fucking wife
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
But there's moments where you're like, get this bitch away from me. Right. And that's the sentiment of the joke. So as long as you're honoring that emotional reaction to the joke, it doesn't matter what's fucking true or not true. And he's Ben Shapiro type. So I don't know why we would give a flying fuck what they think about comedy anyway.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Like he literally says, facts don't care about your feelings. Comedy should not deal with facts at all. Like the facts guys stay out of comedy. We're liars. You know what I mean? I want the liar comments. I want the comments like, I'm going to lie and it's going to be funny for the next hour. I'm like, I like you. You are interesting to me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You know, like when Patrice O'Neill talks about Harassment Day, he's not literally saying we should sexually harass women one day out of the year, but emotionally... That's all comedy has to be. It'd be funny if. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to do this, but it'd be funny if.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Why is that so hard for these nerds like Shapiro to understand?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
But yes, a hundred percent. It's between the line.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And that's why we do it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You're not a comedian. Yeah. Yeah. Ben Shapiro, you're the guy who says if comedians are too woke or not.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Yeah. Very well. Yeah, you got to be careful for the toxics.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Go back to your roots. Oh, that's hilarious. Indian girls love you. They're just like, how does he open it so easily? They just have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Bro, that's funny though. I mean, you got to talk about your shit. It was a crazy story though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Yes. Yeah, it is. Like, it's a totally fictional hour.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
That's a funny thing to put in the beginning of a special. Yeah. For legal reasons, all of this is fiction. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Stories affect people differently in general. Like if somebody walks in the room right now and goes, guys, I got a crazy story. We're going to give them about like two minutes of our attention no matter what. It's like our earliest form of digesting information. Before we could like write shit down, it was just people saying, yo, this is kind of wild.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I mean, the Odyssey, who the fuck remembered that entire story? Yeah. But we're hardwired to remember these things that have this long form narrative. You know, it's like if we wanted little chunks of things, movies wouldn't exist. No. But when you sit down for two hours, it's this one beautiful, long story that kind of reflects, you know, where our lives are led, you know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
But mixing things up, I think, is important, too. You got to always keep your fans on their toes. I think like once they start expecting something, there can be a little boredom that comes with it. But they show up and they see this hour and it's all these punchy jokes and they're like, oh shit, whoa, that's right. Oh, he also does this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And then you hit them next time with something completely different.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
to be something real like you can't make a story out of nothing you know but like i watching you do your show that i don't know how much you spoke about when your specials coming out and whatever but come out uh i don't know if we've mentioned it but basically next month next month it comes out on netflix yeah but like i watched you do that twice once in manchester once at msg yeah oh you saw the new version in msg yeah because i didn't announce yeah the thing yeah yeah yeah the baby yeah there's a the back half of that special
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I couldn't go through with it. There's some great porn stories coming out of Britain. The girl that had sex with the inmate. Oh, yeah. Was that real?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
That was the idea. I mean, yeah, the idea is I wanted to tell a story and it was not something I'd never done before. I also want to be personal. Like I never thought my life was interesting enough to be personal. Hmm. And then this was really hard for us to have a kid. And then I started talking about it on stage. And then I started getting those reactions from people.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And they were like, well, yeah, I'm kind of going through the same thing. And I was like, oh, shit, it's not just me. And I started reading all these books about storytelling. And learning what the structure was and the different arcs that you have to do and the three acts. And I was like, okay, maybe I can turn this into a story, but I don't want the audience to think that it's a one-man show.
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Yeah, yeah. Because I always felt like that was a little bit of a... It's like you're asking them to lower their expectations a little. You know what I mean? So I wanted to start a stand-up and then turn into this thing and see if I can kind of hold your attention. And then the weirdest thing would happen is, like, you get into the story and, like, you can just feel the energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Like, they're like, where's this going? Like, what's going to happen? Wait, no. And... Yeah, I can see why you're compelled to do it again. Because once you capture their attention in that way, it feels different than just punchlines.
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I saw the video, but I mean, like, was it... He's quick with it. He's online, bro. I was fine. Like, you were set to stop watching for 60 seconds. No, no, I saw the video, and she was phenomenal. But she was so good that I thought it was kind of set up. She was like a pro. But it turns out she was actually a, what are they called? Corrections officer. Yeah, yeah. No, she's a prison officer.
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We call that a CO, corrections officer. Oh, okay, yeah. Like Rick Ross. What? The rapper used to be. Did he, yeah? Yeah, yeah. I don't think he did the porn. But I think he did.
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Fucking assholes.
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Alcohol. But it also is the only thing that helps.
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So that story was crazy.
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I had the black rifle espresso with cream and my brain started coming up with unbelievable ideas. How to stop abortions.
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I've had tons of friends who lost absolutely everything. It is incredibly tragic. It's one of the worst natural disasters that we've ever experienced here in America. I think they said it was something like $250 billion worth of damage. There are priceless memories that are absolutely evaporated by that fire. Obviously, there's a lot of questions.
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Yeah. Of course. I want to see some Simpsons.
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He's like, all right. I wish Alex would learn how to turn down a drink. He was like, you can't take this motherfucker anywhere. Are you heavy on the booze? No, he's not heavy on the booze, but if he has three drinks, he has no ability to control the questions that he asks any people.
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Right now, I want to ask you about your eye.
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No, no, no. Let him have two more drinks. Your whole family's dead, huh? Everyone's dead? Okay, so can you see better out of that one? Yeah. So we go down to do this. I love that you're playing paddle, by the way. You were telling me out there you're playing. Yeah. Love that. So I go down to do this. I get to be a co-captain in this paddle, this reserve cup thing, right?
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So this guy Wayne and reserve, they're really like the people that are pushing paddle in America. And they have this big cup and they get like the 16 best players in the world and they go do this tournament. It's awesome. You get to play and watch these guys and it's incredible. And I'm obsessed with this sport. It's not even popular yet. So you're right there. You're watching them.
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It's unbelievable. It's like it'd be like if you were watching like the dream team in basketball scrimmage against each other. But there's only, you know, a couple hundred people in the gym. Yeah, it's unbelievable. And I go out. You want to come down to like Miami? It'll be fun. Will I hang out? He was. Yeah, actually, I would like to do that. And I was like, oh, awesome.
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Like my friend, I don't get to hang out with him that much anymore. He's going to come down. This is this is great. Comes down, we're all hanging out. Now, the other captain is a guy named Derek Jeter, who was the shortstop for the Yankees. You know Derek Jeter. And, you know, growing up in New York, he's the king of New York, right? And, you know, to the king go the spoils, you know?
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And there was, you know, lots of great stories about Derek Jeter. Maybe the most famous story that's ever come out about Derek Jeter is that—this is a story. It's a fictional story. You know, is that— You know, after he would bed the most beautiful women in New York City, he would give them a gift basket of his signed memorabilia as a sign of his appreciation.
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Okay. Yeah. So Derek's a co-captain. Like I get to meet Derek or he's the other captain. I get to meet Derek and I'm chopping up with him. And I'm like, at a certain point in time, I'm asking about this gift basket. And I'm like warming up to it. And he's that like sweetest, nicest guy. Like, and he's also like, he's this nice, polite, fucking handsome, dignified dude.
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But he's also been like playing baseball, which is just hanging around with guys in a dugout for 20 years, maybe 30. He's playing with the kids. So he knows how to be like a bro and hang as well. He's starting to get a little loose. We're busting balls a little bit. And Alex comes over, and Alex is so excited. And Alex is, like, four tequilas deep, right? And I see Alex come in hot.
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He pops up out of nowhere, and usually you could, like, hover in the periphery, and I'm going to introduce you. He introduces himself, right? He goes, hey, I just want to let you know my name is Alex Media. He gives him his, like, famous name, not even, like, his real name. And he goes. His game attack. Exactly. Exactly, yeah. And he goes, where's Alex Media?
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He goes, hey, my name is Alex Meade. I just want to know, you're a legend. And I'm like, all right, where's this going? That's fine. And he goes, you're a legend. And then he looks at it, and then Derek's like, oh, thanks so much, man. He goes, no, no, no, no. You're a legend. And I'm like, no, Al, don't do it. Don't do it. And he just goes, I got to know. What's up with the gift bags?
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Now, Derek is so media trained, right? He goes, man, I mean, you got to be stupid to even believe a story like that. You got to be stupid. Now, he don't say it in that. He just says you got to be stupid to even believe a story like that.
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Right? You gotta be stupid to even believe a story like that. Now, I've always wanted to ask Derek this one question because I've always thought about the gift baskets because I'm like, hold on. There are guys that probably got gifted like a signed baseball from their favorite baseball player by their girlfriend, like a Derek Jeter signed baseball.
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And after that story came out, I always wondered what those dudes thought. Like, they'd pick up that baseball and be like... How the fuck did you get this? Can I see the authentication? Where the fuck is this baseball from? Right. And so I could try to like, you know, just calm the situation down. I go, yeah, wouldn't that funny if a guy said that? And he's just kind of laughing.
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We're all kind of laughing. And it goes silent for a second. He goes.
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Now, Al's so drunk, he doesn't start to realize Derek getting annoyed. And Derek starts going, I mean, you got to be a fucking idiot to believe that. He says fucking idiot to believe that. And Al goes, nah, you the man, bro, man.
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I know, it sucks.
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Derek might have said three different times, you would have to be a fucking idiot to believe that story.
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He did a whole Instagram carousel post where it was, like, him and Derek Jeter, a picture of a gift basket.
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Go back. I thought I was at the age that I wouldn't geek out if I met one of my childhood heroes. But I just met Derek Cheater. And that is not the case. Next slide. Respect. Respect. Next slide.
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Shout out Derek, though. Derek's a fucking man, dude. You think we can get him on the podcast? I was immediately trying to get him on the podcast. You gotta come on a podcast.
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Bro, I said to him, I go, Derek, what you need to do is never come on this podcast, okay? Until every one of your business deals is signed, sealed, delivered, and you're ready to retire and anger your wife and your entire family, then you come on Flickr and you tell some stories with the boys.
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you know you're married i know would your wife care if you gave out gift baskets and he's like nah probably not it's like then you need to go with this lie and sell it right now i mean it can't be true like when he said you gotta be a fucking idiot to believe it there was a part of me it was like yeah that's the most ridiculous thing ever but you have to understand what we saw derrick jeter as like who is the biggest football player in england when you were growing up
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For me, it was Steven Gerrard. Okay, so it was Gerrard or some people's Beckham or something. Gerrard.
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Gerrard. Gerrard.
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No, but Derek, man, I thought he handled your drunk ass very well. Okay, cool. Well, I don't know. I kind of left the convo, and I told Vala, I was like, yo, get Alex the fuck out of there immediately. I've never been more embarrassed.
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Yeah, no, I'd be amazing. But at the same time, it's like, I would only want him if he was... talking that shit about what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, because I'm trying to, like, equate it to something. Like, this guy had the city in his hand. Like, didn't, you know, the Knicks weren't really balling like that. We weren't winning championships. He was winning championships.
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I mean, the Yankees win. There's an entire parade. The whole city shuts down. We don't have school. Like, it's...
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Was this just, like, a regular season game against a bum team?
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Yeah, that's surprising. I mean, usually the Yankees sell tickets. There are teams where it's completely empty. Like, it looks like it's preseason. So what's the point? They play so many games, too. Yeah, they play 162 games, and the TV deals is where they make all the money. But I think something's got to change with baseball. Like, I don't think there's the same excitement. I mean, it's got to.
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Is that like... Yeah. Oh, tell me. Tell me. What is your sport? I'm going to put a ground on the Eagles. Really? Well, you know what? If you're going to gamble on sports, you got to do it with steak. We've changed outfits, but it's important because this week... is maybe the greatest week in sports. Mm-hmm.
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And by that, I mean it is another reminder that the Dallas Cowboys are not in the Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. I'm broken.
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Lily Phillips. Lily Phillips. No, there's a... Sorry, I thought you were talking about the gamers for a second. I was like, we don't know their names. That's scary. Anyway, but the grooming gangs, right? I feel like we could... You know, they don't have to do it anymore. They could just get online.
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I just want to remind you that Akash is having a career year right now. Okay? Yeah. This guy's selling out 100 shows every single city he goes to. It's unbelievable what he's doing. And he's still upset about his football team. Why, God, why? That's all I can think to say. The point is, if you're going to bet on the Super Bowl, you should not trust Akash because he's been wrong every single week.
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We still trust him, but we're down to lose our money. If I was you, I would put that money on them Kansas City Chiefs, okay? The last team in the league that still represents Native Americans. Okay? There's something very important about that. That is fire.
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And that's why they haven't lost. They got the luck of the natives. Simple as that. If it was the Washington Redskins, they might be in it. Oh, that's probably why they lost. I'm just saying. They haven't had the best luck. Who? The natives? Yeah. I know. I think it's more irony. They got good luck with them casinos. Tell Stake. Hey, Stake is the leader of the global betting and U.S.
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You should go check out the Super Bowl. That'd be cool.
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That's a good American event.
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What does that mean, betting with the bookie's money?
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Ah, okay, yeah.
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I don't know how. When I play, I'm like, oh, I'm doing the exact same thing they're doing. And then I see videos of it, and it just looks like someone's putting it in slow motion. It's like sex. It really is. You watch videos, you're like, I'm that guy.
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You got to get into it, man.
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It is dope. And they stretch out the points for so long. There's weird things that climate effects have, but when it's cold, the balls are less... The air is, I guess, more dense, so the ball doesn't fly as much. So they can't knock it out as easily. So the points would just last forever. And you get to see them... I mean, it's just masterful the way they're doing it.
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It's such a weird thing to describe to people because a lot of people don't even know what the sport is. Half of the people think I'm talking about fucking pickleball. I'm not talking about pickleball. What's the difference? So pickleball is basically like ping pong, but you're standing on the table. Okay. So it's like a smaller tennis court. The ball is like this corked thing.
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And it's for basically like old people. Okay. That's the idea of it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But you have the skills still. Yeah. Keep going.
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There we go. This is how it starts, bro. And it becomes an obsession, I'm telling you. It's like everywhere it's sprouted up, it becomes the dominant sport. And I just want everybody to get into it. Do people know you out there as a paddle ambassador? Probably more just from stand-up. No, that's not true. Anybody that's in the paddle space knows. That's fine.
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Because there just aren't that many people with a following that are playing paddle. You know, like every once in a while, the F1 guys play or like a soccer guy plays. And there's this big deal in the paddle world, but you don't feel like they're playing obsessively. You know, like I take lessons in this shit. And the fact that people think it's pickleball is so embarrassing.
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Imagine going, I have to go to my pickleball lesson.
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I'm speaking like broken Spanish. I'm just yelling now. I'm like heckling him a little bit. I'm asking the guys on the sidelines, like what city they're from in Spain and shit. And I'm just like making up things about their cities. What's a strip club in Malaga? What's a strip club in Malaga?
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Bro, there's a video Bala has. I should get the video where I'm just trying to help out. And again, I'm not the coach. I'm the captain, which is just like me and Derek are some guys that have some notoriety or whatever. And they're like, we'll just make you guys the captains to put some clout on the event. We're not supposed to do anything. Right.
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Who's friends with the guy who owns the thing and is the ambassador. But I take my captain role very seriously. I'm on the sidelines with them. I'm handing waters out. They're from, like, Argentina and Spain. Now, Spain is not a third-world country. It's a first-world country, kind of. This is your culture, the ultimate fighter.
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exactly but like but so like they're on the sidelines and they're still doing like third world like techniques to like uh deal with cramps and shit like they're eating bananas like they're fucking chimpanzees on the sidelines i'm like can we get these guys Get him like a Gatorade pouch or something.
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I've never seen a marathon guy run and grab a fucking bushel of bananas and then scarf them during the match. A full banana during a match is insane. No, tennis players do that all the time. During the match?
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Oh, dude, I had no clue. I thought they didn't know about the Gatorade pouch.
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The players didn't give a fuck. It wasn't until I started making fun of them that they started like... I also think there's like a language barrier. They're not really sure who I am. One guy was calling me Derek and I was like, that's the other captain. These guys have no clue what's going on.
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And then when I would start teasing him a little bit, I think they were like, oh, okay, he doesn't really think he's the coach.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
He would so with me. No, no, no. He would want to win so bad. This is how I honestly believe this to my core. Two of us could play against one of them, and then he would still win. Oh, really? Yeah. Two of us against one, and we could hit at any part of the court we want, and they would still win, and we wouldn't get a game out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
As long as when we served, we would have to serve into the same spot every single time. Like, they're just unbelievable. I didn't realize the difference.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
It's just everything looks so easy. It's important. But I really hope people go check it out and play. It's amazing. It'll drive your wife crazy. My wife hates it. She hates how much I love it. Because you're having fun. I'm having so much fun. And it's interesting because when she has fun doing things that don't involve me, I'm like really happy for her. Because you've got a break.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Because I get to play. All roads lead to battle. But when I go to play battle, she's furious about that for some reason. And she's like, I'll play with you. And I'm like, no, you won't. I'll beat you. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
When I'm playing paddle in the morning, I'm not out partying at night. So it's actually the best thing for her. Also, if I play golf, that's like four, five, six hours. I pick the sport that's only like two or three. You're welcome. I play golf as well. See? I do both. That's great. And he has domestic disputes a lot.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You described your Sunday, and I was like, how is she okay with this? Nine o'clock, pints with the boys, three hours of golf, then we go watch the football game. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Like, does she not go, hey, you can't do this? We did Christmas Day together.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
She has like in enough?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
We were drinking on the course. You're allowed to do that, right? Yeah. That's a part of it. Is golfing... I know you're super rich now that you're a successful big-time comedian, but golf in America is like a rich person sport. It is. Is it middle class as well?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
That's the thing. In America, it's like a quarter million dollars to join a golf club. It's a country club. It's nowhere near that. Or a million sometimes to join. Yeah, it's nowhere near that. Yeah, but maybe in Florida.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Got it. It's where there's more land, you have more golf courses, and then it's a little bit more accessible.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
depending on the hole okay and you start on every grid that would be a great fucking matchup you get the best golfer in the world and then you get me you well you actually play golf but me and al guys who don't play golf and we start on the green and they start at the t and we play 18 they beat you by between 30 and 50 shots
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Dude, that's so funny. Yeah, we turn all the lights out. We put, like, the thing down and then we all try to take a nap.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I'd figure that out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
it's because a lot of guys that play tennis are now like kind of playing a paddle. And there's this one guy, Willie Canyas was his name. He beat Federer like three times. He was like, I think number eight of the world at one point in time. And he was saying like how the game of tennis changed. I had no clue that they were changing the greens. Like they were making it slower, making it faster.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And they're changing the game to make it more friendly for TV, essentially. Changing the density of the ball. They made it green. They made the change of color, but they're also changing like the size of it. Oh, really? So I think what happened was there was a time, like, have you ever seen that picture of what the grass tennis courts call it, I guess? Just grass? Lawn? Yeah, lawn.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
So the lawn tennis courts. And how they've changed over the years, like which patches are the most used up. So back in the day when the game was at the net. you would see it all chopped up. And now the game is almost never at the net. They're both behind the line and they're both ripping it. And it's because they've changed the game to make it more exciting to extend the volleys.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
When we were growing up, the guys, it would just be a hard serve because the greens were so fast. And then maybe one or two shots point would end. So they changed the game to make it more enjoyable for TV. I don't think that this is a coincidence at all outside of the Williams sisters being like superstars. The women's game picks up at the same time that the men's game is just serve and then done.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Oh, interesting. Because the women don't have the power. Yeah. So the rallies are much longer and the game is more interesting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
So look at the greens. That's right. Or it might be three. Look how much of the area where you would volley has eroded. And this is in 2024. There's almost nothing. Same exact course.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
But you should, because then the guys end up making more money. That's the thing about these sports, like tennis. We know about the top 20 guys that are making all this money. The other 400 or 500 are not making all this money. They're like pros at the local country clubs or whatever. So you want the prize money to go up, but you should manipulate the game. I'd be kind of pissed, though, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
If you get great at a game, then they change, and you're like, what the fuck? I asked him about that, and he goes... Because I think there was a moment where his skill set works for what was happening. And I think he could really, I think it was what's called like a pusher, where basically you could defend, you just get to every single ball, you just exhaust him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You just get to every single ball, you just exhaust him. And then the game changed, it might have moved outside of his skill set, but he's like, yeah, you got to be able to adapt. Like, that's the nature of this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Where are we going to run from? Crowd in the box, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You get a flagrant for flopping. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You get booked for diving in football.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Maybe he's just this guy. Yeah. Maybe you're a pussy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
No, but I feel like... Oh, okay, here's something that maybe you can explain that is along the same thing. Okay. Robbie Williams...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
You haven't even heard any of this yet? So Robbie Williams did an iconic episode of MTV Cribs. He had a song where he was like taking off his skin and like his muscles. Do you remember the music video for that? And he's just like pop sensation from the UK that has on paper everything that you need to succeed in America. And for whatever fucking reason, he just didn't cross over. East, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Because he's very, very, very British. So there's a British... But we like British things. We like Idris Elba. We like James Bond. We like Ricky Gervais.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
What is the movie? Okay, go. Break down Robbie Williams, then we'll get to the movie.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Oh, I thought it made like $200. And I'm not even being facetious. I thought it was like less than $1,000 opening weekend. But it seems like that's part of the marketing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Is the movie good? Like, is the story good? I haven't fucking seen it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
The opening weekend was $18,000. Holy shit. Yeah, 0.9% of it's total gross.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
a real boy it's beautiful actually at the end fucking hell wild movie dude fucking hell okay so when are you back in town Adam I know you leave tomorrow
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I haven't toured here yet. Do you have any interest in doing traditional club weekends and doing the American comic thing?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
No, I think you should spend some more time here, man. I think it'd be cool. I also think it'd just be a fun experience to do a random improv or funny bone. Just do a weekend of five shows, maybe while you're building an hour, and just experience that here. I would definitely like to do that at some point, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
It's like in the same way that American comedians think about doing the Edinburgh Festival. This is like a very traditional British thing. I like to take my show there. But to me, when I think of American comedy, I don't think of it in the big arenas or even theaters. I think of it like a fucking mall comedy club. And you're doing five shows and you're at a shitty hotel.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
Well, listen, we'll always be here. We'll be supporting. Thank you so much for coming on, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
And listen, we heard you're in town. We want you to come on the pod naturally. But there are some things that we need to get to the bottom to that are happening in Great Britain right now. Okay. It seems like there's two problems that could solve one another. There's like a couple British girls that are trying to like f*** the most people in a day. And then there's like gang r***ing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
This is legendary, dude. And... Mark had a great bit about Uber, right? I won't tell the bit. But, and, you know, he would start the joke by saying, like, we're taking the Uber over here, right? Yeah. Just to, like, make it feel really present and get everybody involved and so relatable. And Mark is telling the joke without realizing that there is no Uber in Vancouver. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
I do do that when I'm like, when I'm in another country, it's never like the concept of the joke. I'm like, do you know what this word means? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've texted me a couple of times when you were in the UK.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe
It was like everywhere else is so tribal. Like where you guys are from 30 minutes down the road, they're completely different groups of people. Then I'm in London. I'm like, what do they identify as?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Cornstarch.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Can we get a real-time fact check? The Indian Packing Company. Meat packaging.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Patriots almost did it but lost the Super Bowl. There you go. There it is.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Music
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
Four network rotation starting in 2024. What is the rights to that cost?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
NBC gets winner Olympic years.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Acquired Podcast on the NFL (with Ben Gilbert and David Rosenthal)
That's good. And most are making more.
Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
Und dann hast du mich ein wenig gedrückt, und du hast mir gesagt, dass ich gehen wollte. Und ich war so, okay. Und dann war ich beim Impro. Ich kann das nicht glauben. Das ist unglaublich. Das ist unglaublich. Ich kann das nicht glauben. Wow, weiter, Freund.
Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
Hier ist es. Hier ist es. Hamas. Ja, geh' weiter, geh' weiter.
Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
I like the taste of children's toast. Put those little beans in my mouth.
Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
I always think about that when I see them. Yeah, yeah. Very good.
Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
Ich habe dieses Mädchen in Cleveland getroffen, oder?
Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
Let's just hide the lighter so I don't have to block the whole episode. Okay. Do you have to block that?
Bad Friends
Ms Pickleson & The Hot Sub
He wasn't doing that all over the party. He was just doing that around you.
Bad Friends
Ms Pickleson & The Hot Sub
No, what? Some of them kind of ended up being Halloween themed.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face
No, I only get questions about you. How often do you hear people ask you what you do on the show and what your duties are?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face
All right. Well, this has been fun. Well, I want to I want to ask you a question. You were saying that you were kind of beating around the bush those two bad years, the decline years. Oh, yeah. What was wrong with him in those years? OK, well, your estimation.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face
We were just, I was just informed we were just canceled.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face
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The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face
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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face
Jordan, what do you think what you're doing right now is worth monetarily?
Dateline NBC
Emotional testimony from a killer. A murder defendant's unusual defense. And travel scam safety tips.
She is just saying, you've got to let me out. Prosecutors saying it's not the Four Seasons.
Dateline NBC
Emotional testimony from a killer. A murder defendant's unusual defense. And travel scam safety tips.
We've got everybody. So let's go ahead and jump in.
Dateline NBC
Karen Read's retrial kicks off. A verdict in the "Mommy Doomsday" case. And Scott Peterson's blockbuster filing.
Hey, good morning.
Dateline NBC
Karen Read's retrial kicks off. A verdict in the "Mommy Doomsday" case. And Scott Peterson's blockbuster filing.
No. No reason ever. We never had so much as a crossword with each other.
Dateline NBC
Karen Read's retrial kicks off. A verdict in the "Mommy Doomsday" case. And Scott Peterson's blockbuster filing.
Wild.
Dateline NBC
Karen Read's retrial kicks off. A verdict in the "Mommy Doomsday" case. And Scott Peterson's blockbuster filing.
So here we go. Let's do a fast meeting. I'm sure you guys have a really busy day.
Dateline NBC
Karen Read's retrial kicks off. A verdict in the "Mommy Doomsday" case. And Scott Peterson's blockbuster filing.
Her words tell us that she was involved in this killing. Her actions and her words tell us the motives behind this murder.
Dateline NBC
Karen Read's retrial kicks off. A verdict in the "Mommy Doomsday" case. And Scott Peterson's blockbuster filing.
So I talked to the insurance company. He changed it in March. Probably it was Ned before we got rid of him.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Emotional testimony from a killer. A murder defendant's unusual defense. And travel scam safety tips.
She is just saying, you've got to let me out. Prosecutors saying it's not the Four Seasons.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Emotional testimony from a killer. A murder defendant's unusual defense. And travel scam safety tips.
We've got everybody. So let's go ahead and jump in.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
Well, the prosecution and defense both made arguments, and Andrea, things got pretty heated. The defense pushed back on allegations the prosecution made last week, which were that the defense collaborated with two expert witnesses on their testimony and paid them more than $23,000 without disclosing that to the prosecution.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
Now, the judge has not yet made a decision on whether or not the defense acted inappropriately, and we'll see what she says after more hearings next week.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
Correct. These federal investigations are always wrapped up in mystery, right? The federal authorities, of course, are not commenting, but we believe they were looking into allegations of corruption in local law enforcement. And those allegations provided the context for the defense argument that Karen Reed was framed by corrupt local law enforcement officials.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
But it's been widely reported that the investigation is officially over with no charges being filed.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
We actually interviewed the lead detective for a previous story.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
If you've ever listened to the hit podcast Serial, you know the story of Adnan Syed. He was convicted in 2000 of murdering his high school ex-girlfriend, Haymin Lee, who was found strangled to death in 1999. But Syed has always maintained his innocence, and he and his attorneys have disputed the state's evidence against him. So there's been some back and forth with his conviction?
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
No, it's been a wild back and forth, a real seesaw. In 2022, his conviction was vacated, but later it was reinstated. And then last August, the Maryland Supreme Court said Syed could have another hearing about vacating his conviction.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
But all that came to an end this week when the Baltimore City State's attorney withdrew the motion to vacate, saying it contains false and misleading statements that undermine the integrity of the judicial process. NBC Nightly News anchor Lester Holt spoke with the prosecutor about the decision.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
So what is next for Syed? Well, his chance to have his conviction fully vacated is now gone. But Syed's attorneys filed a motion in December to get his sentence reduced to time served with the period of probation. He's already out of prison, so he'd remain free. There's been no ruling on that yet, but the state's attorney's office says it supports that motion.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
Were you able to monitor the conversation or anything that happened inside the patrol vehicle live, like as it occurred?
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
On Tuesday, the jury found Eric Thompson guilty of second-degree murder and possession of a firearm in connection with the killing of John Tokuhara. Thank you, Sue. So many updates. Appreciate it. Yeah, love being here. Thank you, Andrew.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
The extortion plot at the beginning is really a great red herring.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
Well, the prosecution and defense both made arguments, and Andrea, things got pretty heated.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
Audio of a jailhouse sting. A woman's third murder trial in three decades. And the latest on a new texting scam.
Have we talked about this before?
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
A verdict in Chattanooga. A widow accused of murder. And how to avoid natural disaster scammers.
Yeah, Andrew. So the first witness up for the defense team was a neighbor that lived right below his apartment. And she says that at about 2.11 a.m., she was woken up by a scream and then heard some yelling. And it was a female.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
A verdict in Chattanooga. A widow accused of murder. And how to avoid natural disaster scammers.
The voice that came after the screaming, that was, it kind of sounded like when you're already upset, but you're trying to prove a point.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
A verdict in Chattanooga. A widow accused of murder. And how to avoid natural disaster scammers.
Yeah. So they went through Jason Chang's phone records and they found that there was no Tinder data at all from November 22nd or from the early days. Morning of November 23rd. So, OK, suddenly the defense's story that Jasmine saw a Tinder message pop up in the middle of the night makes zero sense anymore.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
A verdict in Chattanooga. A widow accused of murder. And how to avoid natural disaster scammers.
Well, it was less than an hour, and we were back in the courtroom, and they announced that he was found guilty on first-degree premeditated murder and abuse of a corpse.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
A verdict in Chattanooga. A widow accused of murder. And how to avoid natural disaster scammers.
Yeah. And honestly, I think it was due to the fact that the jury was attentive. They were asking questions.
Dateline: True Crime Weekly
A verdict in Chattanooga. A widow accused of murder. And how to avoid natural disaster scammers.
Yeah, she was sobbing. Jason was wiping his tears away and she just kept repeating. He made a mistake like he knows he made a mistake. He's still young. Please give him a chance to live his life and learn from his mistakes.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 607: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part III - Bored to Death
I got a dastard.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 607: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part III - Bored to Death
Fuck yeah, man.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 607: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part III - Bored to Death
That's ridiculous. It's like full purple lips.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 607: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part III - Bored to Death
That's really good.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 607: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part III - Bored to Death
Those daggers also broke, and the victim was still alive.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape
Yeah.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape
Same.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape
Myanmar.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape
Okay. So here we go.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape
Yeah.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
143 - Apocalyptic Volcano, Billionaires Utopia, & The Florida Skunk Ape
Yeah.
Pardon My Take
NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President
Mm-hmm.
Pardon My Take
NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President
Yeah.
Pardon My Take
NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President
Hmm.
Pardon My Take
NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President
Yeah.
Pardon My Take
Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s
Ready? Oh, just brush past it.
Pardon My Take
Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s
Yeah. Right? Like, what do we do? What do we do? Yeah, he feels bad that he beat him.
Pardon My Take
Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s
Okay.
Pardon My Take
Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s
Go Pugs Go.
Pardon My Take
Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s
Yeah.
Pardon My Take
Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s
Okay, okay.
Pardon My Take
Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s
Right.
Pardon My Take
Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s
Right.
Pardon My Take
NFL Week 18, Playoffs Are Set, Lions Get The 1 Seed, Bengals Bounced + Who's Back Of The Week
We're telling you right now it's Saturday. They already announced it? Yeah.
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NFL Week 18, Playoffs Are Set, Lions Get The 1 Seed, Bengals Bounced + Who's Back Of The Week
It'll be a good game. What are we talking about?
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NFL Week 18, Playoffs Are Set, Lions Get The 1 Seed, Bengals Bounced + Who's Back Of The Week
Well, biggest key was just like five seed. Like Ravens, no chance. But I don't know. Just got to not fall apart on offense.
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NFL Week 18, Playoffs Are Set, Lions Get The 1 Seed, Bengals Bounced + Who's Back Of The Week
Yes.
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NFL Week 18, Playoffs Are Set, Lions Get The 1 Seed, Bengals Bounced + Who's Back Of The Week
And then we've got to pass occasionally.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
If they don't let me know, I'm going to quit. He blamed Chicago for his tires.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
Yeah, they are. Sixers Twitter has been getting into it because there were rumors a while ago, like back when Ben Simmons was on the Sixers, that Daryl Morey turned down a Tyrese Halliburton. You get in there and you make it about you, Max.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
You haven't really thought about him that much before, like, this playoffs.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
I mean, Godmode.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
I'll just run it back with Cat got me a win last week. I'll run it back with Cat.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
Plus 475.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
I think I'm up around 1,000. Oh, okay.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
Halliburton would be tough. I feel like that's way too. I'm seeing plus 950.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
I mean, that's a big difference.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
We're all looking at it.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
Touch push stays. Yeah. I'm happy about it, I guess. There was a part of me that wanted it to be banned.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
So that I could call everyone pussies. Yep. You still can do that. And then we would still just QB sneak, and I wanted it to be the exact same number.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
He's absolutely right.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
The teenage boy part was, I don't know why you had to include that. Teenage boys are the ones who get wet dreams.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
Not only did the Bears vote to ban it.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
Ben Johnson. He likes explosive plays.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
PFT has been playing this thing that it's like, I don't want to ban. If I could pick, I would choose for it not to be banned. But then he was like, but if it does get banned, that would be cool.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
I didn't even know that, by the way. Memes just kept telling me. He's like, are you going to bring up Diana?
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
That was another thing. The only team that voted for it to stay that is on the Eagles schedule this year is the Lions. Every other team that voted for it to stay is not on the Eagles schedule.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
Also, just respect to Dan Campbell. Yeah. Just that, like, everyone, it's like, oh, yeah, only the teams that don't play. And then it's like, no, Dan Campbell's like, this is football.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
It was the Hank episode. What happened in the Hank episode? Oh, right.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
For fans, I think it's better to have a home playoff game. Especially if you play someone shitty, it's like you just beat up on someone.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
Me and memes are struggling to believe that PFT only got a 2.9 at JMU. It's a good school. I feel like you're smart.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
I didn't lift my arm yet. I know, but I'm just prefacing how bad this is going to get.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
I just saw Big Cat's reaction and he literally started crying.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
Why don't we... That's nice.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
I was seeing stars. You got to do Hank too.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
It smells so bad. I actually just gagged in my mouth.
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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
Go get Hank.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
Hank literally just puked. That's what people wonder. Like, actual puke.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
I thought about this. I think I would, like, sample cups right next to it, and I think I might have, like, 20 sample cups a day.
Pardon My Take
Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie
We're going to have cones. Sometimes you want, like, a little taste, but I don't want the whole thing, but I'm going to have about 20 little tastes, like, every day.
Smart Travel: Upgrade Your Getaways
The New Rules of Travel Rewards: Spend More or Lose Out
Hi travel nerds. I have a question for you. So I have a trip coming up to South Africa. I have to pay for that now, which is a pretty substantial chunk of change that I'm going to be putting down on my credit card, which obviously I'll pay off in full. But I'm wondering, should I get another card
Smart Travel: Upgrade Your Getaways
The New Rules of Travel Rewards: Spend More or Lose Out
for the intro bonus what do you think i'm currently considering up leveling my capital one venture card to potentially the venture x card they got a good intro offer right now what are your thoughts i would love to know thanks
That Was Us
Isaac Aptaker & Elizabeth Berger and Us | Showrunners of This Is Us
Forget it. We're done. We're toast.
That Was Us
Isaac Aptaker & Elizabeth Berger and Us | Showrunners of This Is Us
You slapped it and said, listen there, no, listen up.
That Was Us
Isaac Aptaker & Elizabeth Berger and Us | Showrunners of This Is Us
He's like, nope, hate it, hate it.
That Was Us
Isaac Aptaker & Elizabeth Berger and Us | Showrunners of This Is Us
You did with your hands.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Jokic Fest, the Worry Scale, Rather Have, and Favorite Movie Girlfriends LIVE From Denver With Ryen Russillo
I do.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Jokic Fest, the Worry Scale, Rather Have, and Favorite Movie Girlfriends LIVE From Denver With Ryen Russillo
Thank you.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Jokic Fest, the Worry Scale, Rather Have, and Favorite Movie Girlfriends LIVE From Denver With Ryen Russillo
From the boat?
The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Jokic Fest, the Worry Scale, Rather Have, and Favorite Movie Girlfriends LIVE From Denver With Ryen Russillo
Auf Wiedersehen.
The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Clips-Nuggets Slugfest, Brunson’s Heroics, Best 2025 TV Shows and NBA Then and Now With Rob Mahoney, Joanna Robinson and Bob Ryan
to see them when we start
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Mm-hmm.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
100%.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Sure.
The Checkup with Doctor Mike
Are Everyday Chemicals ACTUALLY Harming Your Health
I'd like to make sure.
The Checkup with Doctor Mike
Are Everyday Chemicals ACTUALLY Harming Your Health
I'd like to make sure.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
SIDE EYE Ft. Golloria | Episode 170
Like, my producer really went, yes, yes, yes, yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
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Hour 1: Dom Kang Returns (feat. Sam Morril)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
To be fair, Dan, these are your own words that were posted on the internet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
If the topic was a pool, you did cannonball. Da-da.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
I mean, to be fair, I have my own opinions, but I thought you guys handled it very well. So I said, I'll sit this one out. I'll let Tony. Tony's right. Billy's right. You're right. Greg's right. In small parts. I don't think any of us are completely right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
You know, there's a lot of sides to this thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
I mean, the Dolphins obviously don't want to pay him as much as he wants to get paid. They've had their reservations, which is obvious because of how long this has taken. And Tua rightfully wants to extract as much money out of his career as he can because the window he has to make the amount of money that he could make being an NFL quarterback is very, very small. We all know this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
So I don't blame him for wanting to make more money and thinking his value is higher than what the Dolphins think it is. And this is how negotiations work. Unfortunately, they're very clearly not seeing eye to eye on it. And so that's why I think the Dolphins have botched this from the beginning. They've waited too long and the price has just gone up, like Greg said.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
But at the same time, I don't think Tua is wrong for not wanting to budge and sign something that he doesn't think is worth what he's worth a few months ago when The negotiation started. So it's kind of a shit show, to be honest.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Didn't I do a top five list once of like top five ways to detect AI videos after there was some Dabo Sweeney video last year that was viral? That was real. That one was real.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
But one of the reasons, if I can, I don't remember everything from the top five, but one of the ways you can tell if it's AI is if the person is saying something that is ridiculous. That is usually the number one tell.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
You mean he didn't say his brain was applesauce in real life? That's crazy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Wait, wait. Was it actually Josh Allen or was it a country singer that looks like Josh Allen?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
But I do have an update about Sal Licata. We have awarded him gas bag of the week multiple times.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
One was about Grimace getting too much credit about the Mets. Maybe you were afraid of that. Are you afraid of Grimace? Some people do have a fear of Grimace. There was a whole viral trend with milkshakes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
The other one was about Juan Soto looking for walks, I believe.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
Not sure where the fear eliciting comes in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Who Is Sal Licata?
I think if we clip you saying Tua's not good, we will do numbers. Numbers, Dan.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
Exactly. If that stuff went out on the air, we wouldn't have a show. I know.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
All right, so a couple shows ago – Uh-oh. No, it's good. We were joking about what would we call our gang kind of thing and what would we call – what would be the collective noun of Deloney listeners? So we got a ton of responses from people that had ideas. And I'd forgotten about it. And then over the past couple days at home, going through emails, I was like, what are people coming up?
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
What is this? And then I remembered. But I picked a winner for what they should be called and what the collective noun would be a group of listeners. I thought this was pretty good. A Deloney groupie would be called the jauntourage. Yes! Isn't that great?
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
Yeah, this is from Krista in Thompson, Ohio. The Jontaraj, which I thought was brilliant.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
Oh my gosh. And then our collective now. Really?
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
And cough drops. Yeah. That's probably real.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
I can't smell, so sure. But did somebody, Stephen from Fowler, California, said that the collective noun for a group of Deloney listeners would be a mosh of Deloney's, which I like that. Because I think that fits you, a mosh.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
Yeah. Like you have like a pack or a herd or.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
I mean, okay. It's growing on me. Like, cause it's a mosh pit. It's a mosh of listeners.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
Yeah. All right, so before we wrap up the show, I have something I want to read. It's going to make you a little uncomfortable, but you're going to have to sit there and listen to it.
The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
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My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
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My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
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The Dr. John Delony Show
My Husband Says He Needs Sex Everyday (I’m Exhausted)
This is Betsy from Boise, Idaho.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
That he didn't rest the stage. Oh, that's fake? While I'm looking for this thing, I found the story saying that they had to debunk it every few years because it kind of comes back up.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
You get the story? Yeah, but I'm making sure it's accurate because that was going around in 2022 and then more recently there was a documentary made and someone hired someone to look into all of this stuff and that's what I was just reading through to see what they found. Because they might have found something that says that there is some sort of link.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
This is newer. This is 11 days old. It says it was posted by OpenAI. Jesus Christ, man. They're all looking at a UFO.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
I think they brought the practice over from England because it says it started in England in the 1600s. Right, right.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
Yeah. Since it was a major part of the early economy in New England and the United States, we saw fortunes made by people who transported ice and straw pack ships to the southern states and throughout the Caribbean.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
This is from the 70s, but this just says ice extraction.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
That's why I asked which country because this goes back further than England. It goes all the way back to, yeah, same time.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
Wow. Alexander the Great stored snow in pits that they dug for that purpose. Wow. Imported it from the mountains.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
This looks like Central Park or something close to it. It says it was the first one in the United States, the first ice pit.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
No shit. This is an antelope. It's the closest living relative to a giraffe.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
Yeah, but that's not what you sent me. So the wrong link got copied. No way. You sent me the football video. Step Sister?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
I must have accidentally sent it to somebody else. What is it called? North Korean guy that picks up salads?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do it in like 10 seconds. Uh-huh. It's happening all over the country. It's been happening for a few years.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
I was looking. Someone looked into what this was, and there's a lot of stories on what it may have been. I'm not really sure what the answer was.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
It started off that it was only found during Q1, Q3 or something earlier in the year.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
Maybe they can do that. Well, they know... What does it say? The story says that potentially could have been avoided if the ship had been, I don't want to say treated or cared for correctly, because they knew that a storm was coming and they didn't do some things they should have done, including button down all the hatches, lift up the anchor, and a few other things were on the list I saw.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
So they're like, there's an investigation going in. They might have... Interesting. Manslaughter charges or something.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
They could have survived that storm if those things were done.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
I'm trying to promote a conspiracy theory over here.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
How are you going to do that? Saying this is just a crazy weather event that happened with, like, a low-pressure system not moving right. They had forecasted that it was going to happen. Did they do any cloud seeding, though? There's reports that cloud seeding may have had the thing, but the BBC says they're unable to independently identify whether cloud seeding took place.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
There was a story about a monument between the Texas State Capitol Building and the State Supreme Court Building. Oh, it's just a monument?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
Do you know how long they're supposed to be there for?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
This is no fewer than 240. The Starliner will amount to no fewer than 240 consecutive days.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
Third ride is wisdom. They just can't safely take it back. Why? The helium leaks in several issues with smaller thrusters. It's been docked with the space station. So like earlier this week they announced that it will undock without a crew in early September and come back to Earth while they wait for their ride sometime in 2025.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
Would you want to not just get on the thing and go with it?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
I don't know. Oh, you might take a chance. What if you're almost out of food?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2192 - Raanan Hershberg
Hey, how's it going? Thanks for coming in. My pleasure.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2330 - Bono
Oh, wow, there you go. Oh, that's so... Oh, my God. There it is.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2330 - Bono
Jamie's the best. How did you not know? How long have I been talking?
The Jordan Harbinger Show
1162: Calculating Courtesan Craves Close Connection | Feedback Friday
Whatever.
The Jordan Harbinger Show
1162: Calculating Courtesan Craves Close Connection | Feedback Friday
Okay.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Hey there, first-time caller, long-time listener, this is Edgar Wright ringing in from London. I have been absolutely loving the podcast. Ooh, I'm familiar. Even the adverts. I've had real affection for everything you guys have done in the last, what, 20 years? Oh, that's crazy. Okay, the 20 years. So I guess... I was in the house for the first ever digital short, Lettuce.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
It's the first time I ever saw Saturday Night Live being recorded. I was in town for the King Kong premiere, not that I had anything to do with that movie, and me and my girlfriend at the time were invited to SNL through Amy Poehler and Will Arnett. So I remember being in the house. It was Dane Cook and James Blunt. What a combo.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
And I remember seeing Lettuce and I remember talking to you, Akiva, at the party. I'm pretty sure I met Andy and Yorma as well, but I definitely remember talking to you, Akiva, and I spoke to Bill Hader as well. But I remember complimenting you on Lettuce and you were very modest about it. Little did you know that only two weeks later, your world would blow up with Lazy Sunday.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
And, you know, I've been a fan ever since, as you well know, because I text you guys about it all the time. and uh love hot rod love pop star never stop never stopping um but the reason you asked me to send a voice note is because in 2009 when incredibad came out i listened to that album so many times i had it on cd and i was shooting scott pilgrim in toronto or toronto as the canadians say
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
And it was the CD that was in the car. And me and my assistant at the time, Leo, used to drive to work, which was like a 10-minute drive. And so we would listen to basically the same couple of tracks from Incredibad all the time. But we always, always listened to Punch You in the Jeans.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
And so it became like a bit of a talisman or something or a security blanket on the way to work of listening to Punch You in the Jeans. So I don't know how many times I've heard it. My iTunes, which is still on my laptop, tells me of all the Lonely Island songs I've listened to Punch You in the Jeans. 42 times.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Now this hyper fixation might be undiagnosed ADHD, but I don't know why I'm so obsessed by that song. I think it just, it is incredibly silly and it's got a nice groove to it. I like Andy and Yorma rapping. Thank you. And some of the rhymes are particularly silly. I like that it kind of is gene-centric and then some of the rhymes have nothing to do with genes. I don't know.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I'm just looking at the lyrics now. I mean, going to be those genes, going to dip them in slime, turn your 501s into 499s. Anyway, I've listened to Punch You in the Jeans many, many times. I think you guys were very excited when you eventually did a sequel to the song called We Don't Give a Honk. We're really excited to tell me that there was a sequel to Punch You in the Jeans.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
But I do really love the song and I love you guys and your podcast is a total joy. It's really nice to just hear about the shows. I was actually also one of the other shows that I was in attendance for. was the Strike episode with Michael Cera hosting at UCB. Maybe it was around Thanksgiving 2007. I was very lucky to be in the house for that as well.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Anyway, it's really beautiful hearing all your stories and hearing all of the memories. And I love the fact that you guys are still going strong. I honestly think... If we're talking Criterion Collection, just to kind of jump in on that conversation, I would say Sushi Glory Hole has got to be in there. A fantastic song, brilliant video. Bam. So that would get my vote as an eventual Criterion pick.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Anyway, I'll stop waffling now. I love you all. Bye.
The Ryen Russillo Podcast
A CFB View of This NFL Draft With Bruce Feldman. Plus, How Dangerous Are the TWolves, With Jon Krawczynski.
So three-legger here. We've got Alexander Saar. Saar. 15 points or more.
The Ryen Russillo Podcast
A CFB View of This NFL Draft With Bruce Feldman. Plus, How Dangerous Are the TWolves, With Jon Krawczynski.
It's like, but I kind of do. I kind of do. Like, don't watch it. You're just going to get mad, right? It's like, yeah, but sometimes I like getting mad. And so I watched it. And mad I did get.
The Ryen Russillo Podcast
A CFB View of This NFL Draft With Bruce Feldman. Plus, How Dangerous Are the TWolves, With Jon Krawczynski.
We had a lawyer on the bonus.
The Ryen Russillo Podcast
A CFB View of This NFL Draft With Bruce Feldman. Plus, How Dangerous Are the TWolves, With Jon Krawczynski.
Hey, guys.
The Ryen Russillo Podcast
A CFB View of This NFL Draft With Bruce Feldman. Plus, How Dangerous Are the TWolves, With Jon Krawczynski.
If he's terrible. Right.
The Ryen Russillo Podcast
A CFB View of This NFL Draft With Bruce Feldman. Plus, How Dangerous Are the TWolves, With Jon Krawczynski.
I mean, somebody's going to tell on you, though. Hard to keep that out of the wraps. Yeah. Is there one friend you could trust?
The Ryen Russillo Podcast
A CFB View of This NFL Draft With Bruce Feldman. Plus, How Dangerous Are the TWolves, With Jon Krawczynski.
I don't know. Okay. Maybe a quick, maybe a quick, That was my fault. That was my fault.
The Ryen Russillo Podcast
A CFB View of This NFL Draft With Bruce Feldman. Plus, How Dangerous Are the TWolves, With Jon Krawczynski.
Ooh. Elite Eight, no headphones.
The Ryen Russillo Podcast
A CFB View of This NFL Draft With Bruce Feldman. Plus, How Dangerous Are the TWolves, With Jon Krawczynski.
Yeah. Is Ron Chernow the number one guy? I'd be like, can't. The number one human.
The Ryen Russillo Podcast
A CFB View of This NFL Draft With Bruce Feldman. Plus, How Dangerous Are the TWolves, With Jon Krawczynski.
That might make you cry. You were gone.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
That's so cool.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
Oh, my gosh.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
No way.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Love on the Spectrum: Why Abbey Romeo wants to get married
Yeah.
This American Life
847: The Truly Incredible Story of Keiko the Killer Whale
So you grab the legs, put its belly on the ground, and then put your other hand under its belly.
This American Life
847: The Truly Incredible Story of Keiko the Killer Whale
Okay, and you set it down.
This American Life
847: The Truly Incredible Story of Keiko the Killer Whale
Just, hi people. What's he doing?
This American Life
847: The Truly Incredible Story of Keiko the Killer Whale
Not really. I'm just shy. Do you think, are turkeys shy too? Sort of. Depends on what you do to them. For the most part, I think they are not very shy. If you just stand there, they want to go see, who is this, who is this? They're only shy if, probably if you're trying to catch one.
This American Life
847: The Truly Incredible Story of Keiko the Killer Whale
You're like a feety kid, aren't you? I guess.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#582 - Caleb Pressley
Imagine having an opportunity to go see Metallica and choosing to go see you.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#582 - Caleb Pressley
He'll be like, oh, Sherman laid his foot. Dang, bro.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#577 - Mike Rowe
I saw the one we had was expired, so I went into the nipple.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E553 Grace O'Malley
That's kind of fucked up. Yeah. When does that start happening?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E553 Grace O'Malley
There's a lot of people that's definitely going to miss it, no doubt about it.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E553 Grace O'Malley
The guy's just eating like, will you fucking join me? Oh my God.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#580 - David Spade
The guy, Brian Johnson, who's trying to live forever, he says that women also get their version of Morning Wood. Okay, listen.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E545 Stavros Halkias
Play a bit of it there. In Japan, even walking generates electricity. Tokyo Metro.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
My hearing is kind of sensitive today, too. Yeah, I don't know why. I think I'm just tired. So working downtown, I got a call once. So you guys walk the beat down there?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
Okay. And on domestics, you mean by domestic violence, domestic violence. And there was a recall. You said it's a recall.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
I'm trying to work back with you, dude.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
Police Managers Supervisors Association Las Vegas Metro badge, huh? Now open it up. Okay.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
Ooh, gang boy. Commemorative only, thank God. Yeah, so you don't go out and start jacking people.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
You're a good dude, man. Well, thanks, Chris, man. I appreciate you saying that. Dude, that's awesome. Yeah, because we need some nice- You got to put it back in the thing. in order to hold it in there.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
I mean, it's just, it's really bad business. I mean, I was wondering if there's a term for that.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
Yeah, take me through a scenario like that.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
You can ask me three questions to get some information to get started. About the case? Yep. Okay. Is it based on the Brady Bunch at all, a little bit? I used that because I knew I'd remember those names.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
Okay. You're the primary. Has Mike ever committed any priors? No. Prior crimes with young women? Prior, like, assault charges?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
How tall is he? Interesting question. He's six foot even. Okay.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
I think you're probably going to have to answer some questions, you know, but...
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
Yeah. Okay. How do you feel? How do you think you did? Was that intense?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
And the crazy thing is, you know, who hears us the most us. Yes.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#584 - Retired Las Vegas Police Sgt.
Let's try it. Okay. So if you, so how do we do it?
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1087 | Missy Serenades Phil with a Gospel Hymn & How Mamas Are Fighting the War for America’s Kids
Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1087 | Missy Serenades Phil with a Gospel Hymn & How Mamas Are Fighting the War for America’s Kids
Right.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1087 | Missy Serenades Phil with a Gospel Hymn & How Mamas Are Fighting the War for America’s Kids
Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1087 | Missy Serenades Phil with a Gospel Hymn & How Mamas Are Fighting the War for America’s Kids
Well, there you go.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
There's rocks in my yard? Thank you, Lauren. Wait, is it rocks in your yard or my yard?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
They're just like looking at hunks. Funny because we have done that.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
I'm getting comfy. Sorry, we don't have an ottoman for you.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
I forgot. Oh!
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
For sure.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
Okay. Okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
Okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
No. Get fucked.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
Well, he's not wearing shoes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
um i personally like my job and therefore i refuse to speak on this he clearly says what's up everybody no shut up you know we didn't do take an anonymous vote because these people are scared of you oh bullshit what's everybody it's charles that's what it sounds like to me hey everybody it's charles yeah what's everybody yeah that's that's terrible it's what's everybody
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Yeah. Enunciate. Oh, shush. You're an actor. You're doing stuff in showbiz.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
You've got to enunciate.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
And I just, for the record, you waited a long time before you intervened with my choking episode. And I'm getting angry thinking about it even. Yeah, good. I was already.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
I wish you'd... Wish what, Tom?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
You know what? What? I think it's a perfect time to give you my Christmas gift. It is the Christmas episode.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
it's like you and the kids playing playstation i hear you guys downstairs merry christmas i loved it i know and we love i love so funny you hit a bat yeah and you know someone like that you keep saying oh no you're not that battle comes swinging at you oh for sure that's the danger of playing with you know you know not a lot of impulse control No, in any direction. Sexual, eating.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
If it were in fashion right now, I'd say keep it because I do enjoy it on your face.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Fighting. Swinging a bat.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
But that's why I like, I mean, I've said this before publicly. There is a chain of stores here in Austin, Texas. And they, I think, exclusively employ. Downs.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
and people who are challenged and i take our kids there just to experience that just to be like hey there's different types of people and i love that they employ those folks you know and because that's what we used to do in the 80s you would go and you would at gelson's the bagger would be special needs or something and it was way more normal it felt way more normal and
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
It's not in fashion right now. You can't do it. You can bring it back.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
to be like here's mikey mikey and then they always want to help you to your car it's really sweet it's very sweet no mikey's my favorite yeah and i tip him like i give him like ten dollars and it's like it's the most amount of money that's great for him and he loves it okay that's good that's good it's really nice of you i'm serious you ever give it down syndrome kids ten dollars i've never done giving them a million dollars okay so what's the um gift that you have
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Oh, I forgot. I got so excited thinking about Mikey.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Okay. It's in the folder there, right, Josh? No, hold on. Hold on. I really want you to prepare yourself and ground yourself. Oh, shit. Take your shoes off. Go outside. Walk in the grass. Really feel the earth. Okay. Feel my love for you. Okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Happy Merry Christmas.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Catherine can, her name is Kat. She's not just a lady. She's at Catherine can 69 on Instagram.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
But I love CatherineCann69 on Instagram. She also has an Etsy store, Catherine's Chest, on Etsy where she sells her Coffee Time mug. So thank you so much, Catherine.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Coffee time.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
What? Chips in a bowl? Chips in a bowl.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Oh, that's right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
I don't think we've told them.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
That's right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
It doesn't have to be sexual.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
It's money on the table.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
I'm really looking forward to this. And I must say that CatherineCann69 brings me so much joy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Because I can tell how sincerely she wants me to have some strong...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
There's rogues on your nightstand. There's rogues on the floor. There's rogues in the bathroom.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
No. Oh, my gosh. I don't think you deserve any presents because you watched me choke. Check it out.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
That's a really nice box, Tommy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Which flavors are there? They came with gloves. Oh. Fuck yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
That's a terrible sound to do in the microphone. I think people listening in earbuds were not happy about that. Nobody liked that. Oh, my God. Nobody likes that shit, dude.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Doing shit nobody likes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
That's so true.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
All things terrible. Oh, man, this is awesome. Wait, what flavors did you get?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
That's awesome.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Jesus, that was... And the slamming of the box. Nobody wanted that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
No, because I've got this beautiful lipstick on that I sell. It's called Berlin.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
All the boys in Austin are into the Rogies. Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
You guys are all into this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Thank you.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
All the boys in Texas. That's really nice of them. What a nice company.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
I feel like Catherine can is like the ghost of my Christmas future. Like maybe that's why I like her so much. I feel like she and I look alike. And if I had my real tits, that's exactly like, this is you in the future. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, yeah, I identify with her.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Coffee time.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Strong black coffee. Let's drink it today.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
There's so many places to be. Okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
There's so much happening in our YMH crazy world.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Are you happy?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Tommy, I have to tell you that since we spoke with Tony Johns, I've been thinking about him and just really happy for him and really blown away by his ability to work himself off. The list of cool guys. It's never happened in YMH history. And I just hope that we can continue to encourage him to stay off the cool guy list. It's never happened.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
I don't think we've ever taken a guy, right, off the list.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
You're cool for life, bro. So I'm so proud of him that he's cleaned up and that he has a job and that he has a girlfriend and he's reunited with his family. And it sounds like things are going really, really well for him.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
And that being said, I was wondering if it's okay with you if we could take his portrait off the cool guy wall. Because he's not a cool guy anymore. He's not a cool guy anymore. It's the first time we've taken a cool guy off the wall.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Wow. Should we take Tony Johns off the wall? Go ahead.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Here he goes. See you later, Tony Johns.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
There you go, Tony. But also, we don't want to put him completely away. Do you know what I mean?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Really? Okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
No, he lost his job?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
That's ridiculous, Tom.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
There you go.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Always.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Yeah, I think it's time. Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
i think rochester area oh okay well there's plenty of places there you can get a job please yeah he needs to get a job to get his life together to have somewhere to go every day and his balls are full right now and yeah that's dangerous yeah they're smoking he said his balls are smoking he said my balls are smoking right now well did he lose his girlfriend too
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
My balls are smoking. His balls are smoking.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
It's good to see him back, though. Why am I happy to have the old Tony Jones?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
It doesn't feel good, but it feels familiar.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Oh, man.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Fucking Lowe's. Bitchy fucking Lowe's, eh?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
How could they let Tony John's go? Don't they know who they have? That's a celebrity.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Fuck. For attendance, he said?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
I know.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Not really. I don't want to.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Oh, are we doing this now? Well, why not?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Sure, sure, sure.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Yeah, and I'm trying to think, has there been a hot killer like this in the past? No.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Is that right?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
We know that. Sure. Now, does he have an OnlyFans?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Oh, even better.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Because that's, you know what, in the rock and roll world, that's what you want. To be bi? You want guys and girls to want to bang you. It's that David Bowie thing.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
I like his smile there, I have to admit. He looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Yeah, I don't... Do you read him as bisexual?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Those guys are by.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Or just young. The fact that you're young is gay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
And he's wearing those tighty whitey types and he's American. I think that's more of a. It's this. Gay bi. Well, the pose and the tightness of the panties.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Yeah. Leans more gay guy stuff.
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That's more hetero.
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It feels very gay. Because even as a woman, I'm like, yeah, but I'm not. I don't know. Women don't. I don't want that.
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Is that pose gay?
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Does the booth agree or no? It's super gay.
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No. Let me tell you something.
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Listen, but in today's world, you can put the phone, you can set the timer, and you can go pose. You know what women like in terms of naked bros? Can you listen to me? I'm trying to tell you something. Yes. I was like, that's... Okay, go ahead.
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There might be one pose in the history of dick pic poses that is somewhat alluring to me as a woman. And that's the Burt Reynolds lying on his side. Because you knew that Burt was slanging dick to women.
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Can we look at it? It's more masculine than, okay, the panties.
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This is pathetic. You should be ashamed of yourself, Tom, for enjoying these.
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It could be hardcore gay too. Totally. But hold on. The thing that makes that pose gay standing in the doorway.
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is that his panties are halfway down. As if to say, hold on, as if to say, I'm going to bend over and a guy's going to fuck me from behind. That's what I read into that story.
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And he's laying on a bear skin rug and he's got a cigarette.
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That's true.
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Could be a gay guy. Yeah. Could be a gay man. But this might be the only nude photo of a man that I'm like, ah, that's tasteful. I like that. Just men are not great nude. And you don't even see his dong there, which is like, thank God. Oh. You don't really, you know. Unless it's the Lakers. You want to see all those dongs running. But you don't want to see them like that.
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Anyway, I think the panties down under the knees. Yeah. Is a submissive, come fuck me in the ass. Yeah. And then this is totally feminine. It's a feminine pose.
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Let's go see the back. What kind of products does he have in his bathroom? Maybe those are clues to his level of heterosexuality.
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could be gotta see if we could zoom in there could be straight guys don't wash their face right there shouldn't be any facial wash i don't know what all that stuff is no he's fucking jack though yeah which like i you know it's point important to say also pretty gay pretty gay i think he's gay too yeah yeah Oh, well, we cracked the case. We cracked the case. It's confirmed.
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Yeah, there's a woman.
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Yes. Very gay.
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the pose this alone first of all straight guys just send you their dicks right like a straight guy I don't know either but from what I've heard from what I've heard when girls get sent dick pics right Neona isn't it just the dick and you're like thanks for this dick guys don't have the wherewithal to like pose oh that's a good angle I look good here it's not guys are not like that yeah they're just not as calculate straight guys I mean
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I've cracked the case entirely. Okay. Go back to all the photos. He's got curly hair.
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Hold on. See how he styled it and gelled it? Click on that.
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Doesn't matter. He looks really good. And you know how hard it is to manage curly hair like that? Josh Zolo knows. Josh Zolo's hair doesn't look as good as his arrest photo. Yeah, it's a nightmare. But look how good he styles it.
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All right, sorry. What were you going to say?
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Oh, super homos. Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay. Yeah.
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So gay, yeah.
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So true. And Happy Meals, super gay too.
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Oh, he did?
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Okay, so I was going to ask you, how did he learn to shoot if he's so gay? Hold on, because shooting is a straight guy activity.
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How did he learn to shoot then?
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Hot and evil.
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But looks really do help you in life across the board. Of course. My goodness.
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And also realizing how, like... oh, we go look for the white blonde girl the most, right? Like if it's a white blonde lady who goes missing, uh-oh, you better look out. Send the troops. They're on the case. Anyone else, they're like a shoe brunette. Forget about it.
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Buddy, I've watched the Madeline McCann story. I'm back. I'm into JonBenet Ramsey, and I just finished American Nightmare.
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American Nightmare, a lot of details I feel are not really present in the story. I don't mean spoiler alert for anybody that hasn't seen it. Can I tell you my true opinion, or you want like...
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I'm trying another flavor. The FBI investigator who's dating Andrea, his ex-girlfriend, I think he ordered the hit. Maybe he was jealous of the ex-guy fucking his girlfriend, Andrea, and he ordered that creepy guy, Mueller, to go kidnap Andrea.
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Yes, because they... he was so quick to be like, no, no, no, no, no. Those two did it. Those two did it. Remember he like steered the investigation away from even looking for potential suspects.
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So I think there's something there that the FBI guy is corrupt and they didn't even investigate him or anybody.
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Well, yeah, I don't think that was an apology.
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agreed panic agreed i agree so strange he's calm and he's collected and i think that might be because in his interview he says i trusted the police i went to them yeah looking for help so imagine if you assume that you're being assisted but then the interrogator already has it in his mind that this is guilty
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99% of the time it's the boyfriend.
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Of course.
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I get it.
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A lot of bachelorettes, they have that thing where you ride on the golf cart and you guys get to get drunk as you pedal.
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What was that?
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Well, I just don't like the idea of getting drunk and exercising at the same time.
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That was disgusting.
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It's like the same people that get drunk and play tennis. Like my dad, I mean.
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For years. He sounds like he's having a good time though. Why are you doing that? But how do, I don't, that's the last thing I want to do when I'm drinking.
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Do anything.
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And might I add, in addition to this lackluster apology that Annie just gave, I kind of enjoyed the other crew better.
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My favorite is when Tom does Drunk Girl.
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They're the same everywhere.
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Oh, for sure.
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And they always have the dress with the cowboy boots, which is adorable. It's a look I've never been able to pull off, but I like seeing it in the South. You're like, this is adorable.
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We've got to go.
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There it is. There's the look. It looks great. I think it looks... What do you mean you've never pulled off this look? A southern girl can... No, I'm too LA vibes. It is. That is a very... But I like it on other people.
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I'm going to do it every way I fucking want. Tonight's our night, girls. Woo! Yeah, yeah, do it, do it.
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I don't want that in my life. That's true. You know what, though, Tom? You are the best drunk. You don't get drunk very often, but you're a party. You're still a party. And I... I always remember the story. Please tell the story. You've said it before on the podcast, but do it again. When you were younger, was it at the Saddle Ranch or the Sushi Place?
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It was much younger, much hipper. The Googling was a lot slower, let's be honest. They didn't really know. But I enjoyed it.
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Yeah, I mean. Especially at 21. At 21. You're not 55. No, that's a good story. But the fact that he committed to finishing the bit. I love that. Yeah, that's great. You were meant to be a stand-up comedian. You committed to the bit. Yeah. And I respect that. And I wish I knew the story you were telling. Like, what could have been?
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And also, it's awesome, and it's fun, and it's funny. It's okay. Why are you shaming people about it? Yeah, it makes no sense to me. I know. Someone shamed me on our vacation. I'm not going to say who, because I day drank.
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I'll tell you guys later. And I was day drunk, and I was so drunk that I was like, I got to take a nap, babe. And I left you with the kids. It was on Thanksgiving.
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And then somebody in our group was like, well, mom, got a little drunk, huh? And I was like, yeah, bitch. I've had cancer this year.
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It's really crazy.
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That happened here? Shreveport, Louisiana.
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It's at the old funny bone. It doesn't exist anymore. And it was the same year Obama was getting elected. And I know Obama a bit. It's interesting how parallel our stories are. You choke, I choke.
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Sure, sure. I just went back to the classics. But you know, in my mind, since that time that someone screamed out the N-word too when I brought up my Obama bit, I cannot think of a good comeback for that. And I've been thinking about it for 20 years. A good comeback?
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To... I go, hey, guys, we're going to Obama as a president. N-word. Fuck should I? What's a good? Well, you just shame them.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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What merch? We played at the top of the show. The opening clip guy.
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Yeah, for sure.
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It's so easy.
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You go to the Social Security office and you apply for a name change. It's really not that hard.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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So hold on. So if you go to a restaurant, you put your name down for a table, it's Jeff Farts. Which is kind of fun.
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Yes. Somebody who's just ridiculed. Yes.
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Or what about you just do your Starbucks name for a year as farts?
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You do?
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I doubt that. Let's see the difference. If he even noticed my choking.
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But they never spell it right, because they don't spell Christina correctly. I can't imagine Cyrax.
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By the way, I've been a barista at Starbucks summer of 97, and I just spelled the fuck out of some names, okay? You can do it.
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I've done it.
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He doesn't even notice.
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Plus you're full of hate and anger. Yeah.
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What about you, Jeff Dye?
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Were they just overworking? Were they not around emotionally? Were they alcoholics?
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They don't even like each other, you're saying. Barely.
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It was just scary.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I got scared. I thought you were dying.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You know what, Jeff? I'm the opposite with Tom. Whenever I'm really into a show or something, I want to hide it and conceal it from him. Is this real? Yes. Okay. Because I fear his mockery and derision. He hates every... He'll be like, what kind of fucking gay shit are you watching now? Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not accurate. It's an 18th century period piece. Can I tell you something?
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You think so?
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You've said it before. You're like, what fucking gay shit are you watching now?
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Jeff Dye. Your Honor, let's go through my Netflix history.
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But Jeff, I understand that some of it sucks. For instance, I love Bridgerton. I'm aware how gay that is and how much it sucks. I'm aware. And I let him know, hey, I'm watching something stupid. Don't shame me for this right now. I'm enjoying something stupid.
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It does. It's super gay.
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It'll make you want to butt fight.
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Do you want me to hold your hand?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, that's true. You still hate my music, I think.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Really? I thought you hate goth music. Goth music? What is that? Bauhaus.
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Bauhaus.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Interesting. Look at these guys. After Tom says he never...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That's not Bauhaus. That is not fucking Bauhaus.
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Yeah, that's definitely not Bauhaus.
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No, nothing close.
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That's super gay. But I'll tell you this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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But do you see how he criticized my band just now? I know. After he was like, oh, I don't criticize anything. And that's like my favorite thing.
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What happened was it brought up the gay ass shit you were listening to on the way in. That's what happened.
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It's fucking four hours.
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And then the ESPN show.
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And then I got to talk about the guys, the old retired fat athletes sit around the table, and then they talk about the shit they just saw, and then it's... Well, no, my favorite's the press conference where the dejected, sad coach is like, we should have tried harder.
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I'm already coughing like 20 minutes.
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We didn't try as hard as we should have tried. We're going to do better next time.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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But what is it you guys like reliving? You like reliving the highlights, the moments?
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But then why the press conference... To shame the losing coach. And they never say anything remotely.
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Wait, so people who don't know... You guys are sisters. Did we clarify that at the beginning?
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Hey, that's what we care about at your mom's house, okay? We don't talk politics.
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He did, he looks much better.
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And I think he's actually toned it down a bit, it seems to me, since the last, I think he's calmed down a bit.
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I think he did the Ozempies. Think so? Of course. He's 78.
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I'm on it.
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Yeah, it's harder to shit. If you take too much, it'll back up your poop shit. She OD'd once. I OD'd once. I like her honesty. I like this guy. I OD'd once, but it just made me lose a lot more weight that week, so it was kind of a win-win. Big whoop, yeah. Yeah, big whoop.
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I mean, here's what I saw, Your Honor. A woman coughing and choking for 20 whole minutes before her spouse even hears or acknowledges.
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I mean, if you're healthy, that's like the only drawback is that you can't poop as easily, but take some fucking stools off. Oh, Xampic.
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Yeah, you just have to have one of those fancy doctors.
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Get a fancy doc. Because I don't know if it's covered by insurance, so I think you have to pay out of pocket.
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You don't need it, though. I'm just curious about it.
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Really?
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But they don't just take Ozempic. There's different types that you can get on. But it's all called, people just call it Ozempic. Yeah, it's pretty fucking great, especially for us middle-aged.
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Yeah? Oh, shit. That's a good one. Idiot. Is his hand missing? Yeah. That's his fault.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Of course it's annoying. Nobody wanted to hear that. I agree. I don't want to cough.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, my God. The look of a disdain, disdain and annoyance at my coughing.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Very guttural. You got to know how to light an explosive. I mean... Well, how do you learn that? Don't they teach you that? Like, you don't hold it in the hand and da-da-da.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Yeah, like pony tunes, right? Like, we all learned how to do this. Or put the thing down and then, you know, I just...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I know.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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We've got to show them this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah. To get your hands on that shit, too.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I don't like these.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Do you think I wanted to choke like that?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, you don't have the aftermath? Classic.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I like that one.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, I was going to say the opposite. No, it makes me happy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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But don't you feel sadder when attractive people get hurt versus unattractive people? I feel like, what a waste. She's like this cute little blonde girl. What a waste. What if we messed up her teeth or something, you know?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
That's what it felt like. Bold. That is unbelievable. You think I deliberately choked so that you could ignore me for 20 minutes? I think you put on a bit of a show.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
That sucks so bad.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Like, made it on the porch. Look up.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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But her tailbone is shattered.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Those are fun.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It's baby Yezushka's birthday. He was born.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
The workplace injuries are the worst because those people don't want to fucking be there anyway, you know?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Or just like some kind of spinning machine that someone's sleeve will get caught in, and you're like, oh, dude, that poor guy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Fucking Keely. Good people. Traitor.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
yeah they put it out they go did this person live they go what do you think dude yeah that's it just fucking go to work you want to see the video or what yeah you want to show them your yes i know you don't like tiktok but i like to curate oh okay i i curate them the marginal people the underrepresented people the people without voices i like that what a hero yes i am this is for you
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Keely's a gender traitor. Unbelievable.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Something tells me he's over explaining. I'll do that for you.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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He keeps the tablets.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I know. He's the best. So he does what he's saying. He's the autopsy or the coroner. Whatever the fuck it is. Who takes the body parts out? Yeah, coroner. I think he got it. He does that. And he answers all people's questions on TikTok. Interesting. It is interesting, actually.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, and watch your Netflix specials.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You've been a little mush mouth lately. Let's get into the show.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That's awesome.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I love that this is ruining television. It is scary.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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This is more interesting to me than most.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You're POV when dating a 6'5", 300-pound caveman like me. So this is just like the hornier side of talk. Right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I do a lot in my car.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I do. I film. Yes, because sometimes I'm in a car. I didn't know I was criticizing you. No, not at all. I don't mind. I'll be in carpool lane waiting to pick up the kid or something. And I'll be like, oh, I should do this now because I only have this much free time. I also like to eat in my car a lot. I do everything in my car.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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She's inclusive. But I do appreciate the lengthy, obnoxious explanation. She thinks it's really informative. She's letting us know.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Very cool. That's very cool, actually. Thank you. That's the smartest thing anybody's ever said on the show. That was the most useful thing.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It is. It would help.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Well, yeah, it's kind of on the coattails of horrible or hilarious. What do you think?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It's hilarious. Yeah, that's great.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That sucks so bad. Don't do this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I'll give you a million bucks.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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which german's hard enough yeah yeah he's got the irish yeah isn't that great that's great i thought that was pretty amazing it's a good talk good pool right do we know what he was talking about sports i should have won but i didn't win yeah exactly we're gonna try harder shit look at that drop this is a water sliding dude never never yeah
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That's right. And then he dies. And then you push a rock away.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I don't think he's working. I think he's playing video games.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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What does that mean?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You know what it means.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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him work or what i don't know what the fuck he's talking about again being gay is awesome is this for gays or for of course yeah no woman's gonna be like let me jump under the if this guy's straight he has never interacted with right and it's not gonna work yeah but gay guy for sure but he's got his pilot headgear on he's playing a video game no and you can't be entirely sure until working remote this shot lets you know that he's gay
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Well, and the panties down under his knees. That's such kind of a gay guy thing, no? This episode's been so gay heavy. We're so into gay guys today.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
That's right. They're marginalized. Yeah, we're trying to show everybody. I love this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That's a TikTok cadence. The girls do too. I woke up this morning and had my matcha tea latte. And then that was very delicious. And then I went into the... Yeah, I don't like that. It's just like a cadence that TikTokers... It's autistic-y. Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Which was very tasty. Very yummy. Thank you. And you're like, shut up.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, it's close.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Look at their faces. They're like, come on, man. He's fucking bullshit.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Terrifying. I kind of like the chant itself. I think it's pretty hard. Like, I like it. The chant goes hard. He's like, all right, cut the shit.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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But have we, Jeff Dye? What are we doing? Have we? The point is...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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and you go hey we gotta all sit here terrified the first time I saw it I hated it and now I've been watching it more and I like the actual chant more it's become funnier to you right no now I see how tough it is cause like I watched a video about how they do those crazy eyes to scare the opponent well they would do that I've seen it a million times in real battle that's where that comes from yeah I like that I like it it's pretty tough but it's fun to see it against that guy that guy's face on the bottoms
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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He is so aware.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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But you're right. That's what he did. He just called it a day.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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We're just done, y'all.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That's so disruptive.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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But I do enjoy the disruption. Disruption, yeah. I do think it's funny. It's funny. It was funny. I miss, but yeah, just seeing the white guy faces.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, sure. Well, she's making a good name for herself, and that's good.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Bye, mommy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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He is. Is he legitimately?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That's why he's selling the merch for his skills?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I got a feeling his audience likes a lot of the XLs. Double XLs. It goes up to triple X, he said.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Anyway, Merry Christmas, Jeans. Merry Jeansmas.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It's not mine. It's not my favorite time.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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But anyway, I thought I would bring some cheer to the world, joy. And I noticed that you don't have any holiday cheer on. That's why I brought you a little something to wear.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
You always look like a sad dog. Thanks. When you put like a costume on a dog. Yeah. That's exactly what you are. Every time I dress you up for Halloween or Christmas cute. Yeah. You look so happy. You always look like a sad basset hound. You're like...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Yeah, but you look much more happy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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What the fuck, dude? What's everybody? No.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah. It's what's everybody? What's everybody? What's everybody? What's everybody? What's everybody? Why are you saying what's everybody?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It's not what I heard.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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What's up, everybody? No.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Your brain said, what's up, everybody? Yeah. But your dumb, retarded mouth said, what's everybody?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, your basset hound mouth.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Can I tell you something? What's up, everybody? You need to be checked out. I think you're going to have a stroke. You're going to have a stroke pretty soon. First, you're choking on a Netflix special. And now, what's everybody? Your brain and your mouth aren't working together anymore.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah. I agree. It makes you sound very retard. I may be a poor, but I know words real good. And that's not how you say that, Tom. This is so... What's up, everybody? No, it's not what's up, everybody. It is what's up. It's clear. What's up, everybody? It's Charles. What's up, everybody?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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What's up, everybody? What's up, everybody? What's up, everybody? I didn't even hear the up, though.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You said it in your dumb brain.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You're getting old.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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What's everybody? Fucking A. It is what's everybody. I hear what's everybody. Sake souffle.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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What's everybody? that's where this is at you're choking when you're talking yeah okay yeah you got it soccer souffle you know what's the greatest part about the soccer everybody yeah do it again what's everybody yeah what's everybody no i hear clearly guys what do you hear in the booth