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Oh, we have one here. Oh, sorry. They're a little out of order.
If I can read it out loud, it might be.
Yes, sir.
So I got one here. It's from DZ's Mundo. He asked, are you garbage if you ate raw hot dogs as a kid?
This is a 29-minute video of a lady licking deodorant.
Is it trashy to find farts funny?
Oh, man, these are terrible. Am I garbage if I religiously watch We Might Be Drunk and Are You Garbage?
Exactly.
I don't know about it. I just know they're filming next week.
Yeah.
Well said, Salicus.
She was walking to the subway.
Yeah, she said she ducked like this. Whoa. Like in the street, she was walking along where the buildings are, and it was just from the sidewalk, the edge of the sidewalk, to the wall. And she had to go like this. Whoa.
She was shook, and she just jumped on the subway and left. Uh-huh. Damn. I walked around the neighborhood showing her pictures of homeless guys. I was like, is this him?
I brought my phone.
You make yourself look like Kanye.
Yes.
No, I didn't find him. She didn't positively identify the guy.
She described him.
And then I went around photographing guys who looked like that, texting her. She texted me back. She's like, not him, not him.
Maybe him? Maybe he's not good enough for me to randomly ever.
A gel. It's a direct spray, so it can't blow back at you.
Full psycho, huh?
It smells more like when you have something caught in your throat.
Oh, yeah. Francisco Rivela.
Yes. His paw stinks. Shut it down. You were this guy where they were like, Aren't you going to be separating families? He's like, no, they can take the whole family with them. Yes. That's fucking. Ice in his veins. Ice.
What do you got?
Really?
Yeah.
Demon of death. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah, he died in Brazil.