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And they were like, well, yeah, I'm kind of going through the same thing. And I was like, oh, shit, it's not just me. And I started reading all these books about storytelling. And learning what the structure was and the different arcs that you have to do and the three acts. And I was like, okay, maybe I can turn this into a story, but I don't want the audience to think that it's a one-man show.

And they were like, well, yeah, I'm kind of going through the same thing. And I was like, oh, shit, it's not just me. And I started reading all these books about storytelling. And learning what the structure was and the different arcs that you have to do and the three acts. And I was like, okay, maybe I can turn this into a story, but I don't want the audience to think that it's a one-man show.

And they were like, well, yeah, I'm kind of going through the same thing. And I was like, oh, shit, it's not just me. And I started reading all these books about storytelling. And learning what the structure was and the different arcs that you have to do and the three acts. And I was like, okay, maybe I can turn this into a story, but I don't want the audience to think that it's a one-man show.

Yeah, yeah. Because I always felt like that was a little bit of a... It's like you're asking them to lower their expectations a little. You know what I mean? So I wanted to start a stand-up and then turn into this thing and see if I can kind of hold your attention. And then the weirdest thing would happen is, like, you get into the story and, like, you can just feel the energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Because I always felt like that was a little bit of a... It's like you're asking them to lower their expectations a little. You know what I mean? So I wanted to start a stand-up and then turn into this thing and see if I can kind of hold your attention. And then the weirdest thing would happen is, like, you get into the story and, like, you can just feel the energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Because I always felt like that was a little bit of a... It's like you're asking them to lower their expectations a little. You know what I mean? So I wanted to start a stand-up and then turn into this thing and see if I can kind of hold your attention. And then the weirdest thing would happen is, like, you get into the story and, like, you can just feel the energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, they're like, where's this going? Like, what's going to happen? Wait, no. And... Yeah, I can see why you're compelled to do it again. Because once you capture their attention in that way, it feels different than just punchlines.

Like, they're like, where's this going? Like, what's going to happen? Wait, no. And... Yeah, I can see why you're compelled to do it again. Because once you capture their attention in that way, it feels different than just punchlines.

Like, they're like, where's this going? Like, what's going to happen? Wait, no. And... Yeah, I can see why you're compelled to do it again. Because once you capture their attention in that way, it feels different than just punchlines.

Fucking assholes.

Fucking assholes.

Fucking assholes.

Alcohol. But it also is the only thing that helps.

Alcohol. But it also is the only thing that helps.

Alcohol. But it also is the only thing that helps.

All right, guys, let's take a break for a second. I want to talk to you about freedom, okay? Freedom from exhaustion, freedom from fatigue, freedom from drowsiness, freedom from sleepiness, okay? There's one way that you can do that. Coke. Now! Now that we got our border shut down, that coke is going to be hard to get. So how are you going to compensate?

All right, guys, let's take a break for a second. I want to talk to you about freedom, okay? Freedom from exhaustion, freedom from fatigue, freedom from drowsiness, freedom from sleepiness, okay? There's one way that you can do that. Coke. Now! Now that we got our border shut down, that coke is going to be hard to get. So how are you going to compensate?

All right, guys, let's take a break for a second. I want to talk to you about freedom, okay? Freedom from exhaustion, freedom from fatigue, freedom from drowsiness, freedom from sleepiness, okay? There's one way that you can do that. Coke. Now! Now that we got our border shut down, that coke is going to be hard to get. So how are you going to compensate?

You're going to do it with another C word, coffee. Black rifle coffee, to be exact, okay? Many people have told me it's the cocaine of coffee. A lot of you guys are sniffing unnecessary fentanyl in your nose when you couldn't be slurping on a black rifle coffee, right? Being a proud American. Feeling free. Not having a caved-in nose.

You're going to do it with another C word, coffee. Black rifle coffee, to be exact, okay? Many people have told me it's the cocaine of coffee. A lot of you guys are sniffing unnecessary fentanyl in your nose when you couldn't be slurping on a black rifle coffee, right? Being a proud American. Feeling free. Not having a caved-in nose.