Professor Janet Lord

It's a bumpy ride.

There's no doubt about that.

But in some ways, pretty normal for these kind of new stocks.

In some ways, what the story seems to be right now is about these memory chip.

And that's really what's been dragging the Nasdaq lower today.

Their foreign ministry says they have no plans to invite inspectors back.

But the head of the UN agency says he believes inspections will resume the sooner the better.

While the Rupert Murdoch New York Post has a front page with the headline Easy Mullah, Mullah being, of course, the slang word for cash, but in this instance spelt M-U-L-L-A-H over a drawing of Iran's new leader,

holding wads of banknotes.

The claim has alarmed the Pentagon, which has the battleships and the missiles and so on, but lately has been facing what they call asymmetric warfare, where cheap drones can take on the biggest military powers because the nature of combat is changing so dramatically.

And its name is... Pickleball, bitch!

Get your pickleball ass out of here!

He's the guy that almost beat Andy Rodden.

Oh, yeah.

How is it that my mum has her phone in her hand literally all the fucking time, but every time I ring her, she just doesn't fucking answer the phone?

It's always there on her person, either in her hand or around her waist, around her shoulder, on the fucking strap that I bought her so she could do her gardening with her phone and listen to the podcasts that she listens to.

And she just fucking is always on it, but she never answers when I call her, ever.

She never fucking answers when I call her.

Nor do I. You're literally holding it every single time I see you.

I think it's because she's got one of those fucking boomer cases, and she has to, like, open it, and then by the time she's opened it... Oh, the cards are in it, the cash, the flappy doctor's business card.