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R.A.

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Appearances Over Time

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Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

And so, you know, sometimes I go in the stall because, like, then if there's a line, you wait in the stage, right, because you can't piss, blah, blah.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

It was kind of quiet in the bathroom.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

All of a sudden, I hear dudes like, hey, what's going on there or something?

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

Like, I thought it might have been a bouncer.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

And I was like, bro, I'm 53, bro.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

I'm just trying to get a piss off here.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

He's like, what?

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

I'll come in and fucking smash your head and fucking come.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

I'm like...

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

I'm like, what the – like, what happened to friendly fucking Montreal?

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

I don't know if it's a Hell's Angel.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

I mean, it's not a bouncer because a bouncer would have heard it different.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

And I know I'm in a stall.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

I know you can make the obvious joke here.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

No, I was taking a piss.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

And, like, now I'm standing there with my fucking schmends in my hand.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

I'm not sure if the door's going to get kicked in or I'm going to get fucking bundled.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

And, you know, Kahneman's out with, like, eight of his buddies.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

So I'm like – he don't know what I look like.

Spittin Chiclets
Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 646: Featuring Murls, Army & Bob Stauffer

I can't see him.