Raanan Hershberg

He was really focused on that Jew hating. That speed really focused.

But here's what I don't get. I've done oxycodone, and when I'm on it, I'm very loving. I love everyone. He was on it, and he was still hating it. He should have been like, I love the juice. The oxycodone should have made him more lovey-dovey.

And that makes sense. That makes sense. You're a meth, you're like, we got a problem. Yeah. I'm focused. I'm going to commit to it. But the Oxy, it's like when Rush Limbaugh, you found out he was on Oxy, he was always so angry. Right, right, right. And I feel like if I was on Oxy, I'd be like, everything's going to work out.

Rush?

To have all that hate on the painkillers, I just don't get. When I'm on painkillers, I love my enemies. I think it's because you're a nice guy. I like that spin.

Right.

No, that's a good point. What I used to drink, I would tell people I love them. Now I'm sober, I don't tell anyone I love them. Now I'm sober. I'm more sober.

So my girlfriend, speaking of drugs, she's on like serious blood thinners because she just had a stroke. Oh, Jesus Christ. How old is she? Like a couple weeks ago. She's 85. Wow. No, so when we started dating two and a half years ago, she was about to get open heart surgery. Yeah, like she told me that on our first date. Oh my God. Yeah. Is this like something she was born with?

It was a congenitive heart thing, mitral valve. She had a mitral valve leak. Oh Jesus. And she found it out. She's 37. And so four months into our dating, she got open heart surgery. Oh my God.

Yeah, and then everything was going well, and then like, this was like this month, like, I don't even, maybe a month ago, I'm going to see a screening of my friend's movie, this really great comic, Isabella Hagen had funded her own movie, I'm going to see it, we're going to meet, and she calls me and she says her, she can't see out of her left eye, she's on the subway.

And we had to, like, call an ambulance and, like, rush to the hospital. And, like, the crazy thing is the ambulance did not take us right away. Like, we got in there and they, like, had to make her fill out her insurance.

For, like, 20 minutes. Oh, my God. That's so crazy. With one eye. With one eye. Oh, my God. That's so crazy. I thought an ambulance just goes.

They were, like, getting the insurance. She's, like, dying. They're, like, what's your group member ID number? Oh, my God. And then they finally went and there was no siren. We just had the ambulance without the siren. Which was pointless. So ambulance and traffic. Ambulance and traffic. We get to this ER type place. They think she's having a stroke. And we had a person on TV.

It was like Black Mirror. They got some neurologist who was on vacation. They brought the TV in, like a TV, and she was on the video. The camera was moving around the room looking at people. It was so bizarre. And she said if it's a stroke, she had to go on really intense blood thinners for the day. And they were so intense that if she even bumped her head, she could get bleeding in the brain.

So they had to, like, observe her for, like, a day on these really... Like, she couldn't go anywhere because she bled so easily on these blood thinners.

Yeah, so they gave it to her. She started bleeding out of her mouth right away. She had, like, a cut in her mouth. She was, like, smiling, like, blood coming out of her mouth. Oh, my God. And then... And then the craziest part is, so they had to take her to the ICU to observe her. But we weren't at an ICU. We were at like an ER that didn't have people stay the night.

So we had to, even though she was on these blood thinners, because you had to go on them for four hours, they had to put her in an ambulance in the rain. And we had to drive to a place where she couldn't move for a day because she could get, if she got hit. Her head was like on the glass. Oh my God. It was insane. Yeah, it was insane.

I know. Yeah, they didn't seem to be that urgent.

For us, it was like a huge emergency. But for them, it's just a stroke. Her head's intact, whatever. Oh, my God.

She lost. She can't get it back. She has like a blind spot already.