Raanan Hershberg

And they're laughing.

And they're laughing.

Yeah. Well, we're getting better. We're getting better. It's just slow. My cousin had a bat mitzvah. It's reformed. That's where you do the whole service in English, and you have to read part of the Bible, which in conservative you do in Hebrew, but in reform you do in English. Why reform? They're just more liberal, more accessible.

Yeah. Well, we're getting better. We're getting better. It's just slow. My cousin had a bat mitzvah. It's reformed. That's where you do the whole service in English, and you have to read part of the Bible, which in conservative you do in Hebrew, but in reform you do in English. Why reform? They're just more liberal, more accessible.

Yeah. Well, we're getting better. We're getting better. It's just slow. My cousin had a bat mitzvah. It's reformed. That's where you do the whole service in English, and you have to read part of the Bible, which in conservative you do in Hebrew, but in reform you do in English. Why reform? They're just more liberal, more accessible.

It's usually like a lesbian rabbi eating out her girlfriend on stage and stuff. And there was like the cantors tuning a guitar. And she had to read a part of the Bible, but reformed to it in English. So the 13-year-old girl had to go on stage in front of everyone and read the selected part. And not every part of the Bible holds up. So it was like 300 people, her parents behind her.

It's usually like a lesbian rabbi eating out her girlfriend on stage and stuff. And there was like the cantors tuning a guitar. And she had to read a part of the Bible, but reformed to it in English. So the 13-year-old girl had to go on stage in front of everyone and read the selected part. And not every part of the Bible holds up. So it was like 300 people, her parents behind her.

It's usually like a lesbian rabbi eating out her girlfriend on stage and stuff. And there was like the cantors tuning a guitar. And she had to read a part of the Bible, but reformed to it in English. So the 13-year-old girl had to go on stage in front of everyone and read the selected part. And not every part of the Bible holds up. So it was like 300 people, her parents behind her.

And she's just on stage. She has to open to the part. And she's just like... When a slave offends you, you cut off his right arm. And then his parents, her parents are behind her. They're like, that's my girl. And then she's like, when you offend them again, you execute them. These are the laws of how to punish your slaves. And we're all just like in the back. Is that a real quote?

And she's just on stage. She has to open to the part. And she's just like... When a slave offends you, you cut off his right arm. And then his parents, her parents are behind her. They're like, that's my girl. And then she's like, when you offend them again, you execute them. These are the laws of how to punish your slaves. And we're all just like in the back. Is that a real quote?

And she's just on stage. She has to open to the part. And she's just like... When a slave offends you, you cut off his right arm. And then his parents, her parents are behind her. They're like, that's my girl. And then she's like, when you offend them again, you execute them. These are the laws of how to punish your slaves. And we're all just like in the back. Is that a real quote?

Yeah, or something like that. Yeah, something close to that. Jesus Christ. And that's why you do it in Hebrews. You don't have to know it. So you can pretend it's okay. That's why we do it in Hebrew. You don't know what they're talking about.

Yeah, or something like that. Yeah, something close to that. Jesus Christ. And that's why you do it in Hebrews. You don't have to know it. So you can pretend it's okay. That's why we do it in Hebrew. You don't know what they're talking about.

Yeah, or something like that. Yeah, something close to that. Jesus Christ. And that's why you do it in Hebrews. You don't have to know it. So you can pretend it's okay. That's why we do it in Hebrew. You don't know what they're talking about.

It says, give me $100 if you want to be in the afterlife.

It says, give me $100 if you want to be in the afterlife.

It says, give me $100 if you want to be in the afterlife.

Right, right. Yeah, the Latin, that was a big con. Huge con.

Right, right. Yeah, the Latin, that was a big con. Huge con.

Right, right. Yeah, the Latin, that was a big con. Huge con.