Rachel Koster

Merriment came to a halt on Christmas morning when the champion of a local Welsh food competition was caught cheating. The cheers were deafening when preschool teacher Bethan Hughes broke the 10-minute world record by eating 72 pickled cockles, which are small mullets that, I'm sorry to say, look like baby birds' heads.

Merriment came to a halt on Christmas morning when the champion of a local Welsh food competition was caught cheating. The cheers were deafening when preschool teacher Bethan Hughes broke the 10-minute world record by eating 72 pickled cockles, which are small mullets that, I'm sorry to say, look like baby birds' heads.

The audience showered Bethan with roses while she took the stage to receive her gift card to Tesco's worth 20 pounds. LAUGHTER The celebration was interrupted, however, when the beloved stray tomcat of the town, Mr. Jellybeans, leapt to the stage and began pawing at Bethan's sleeve. It was clear something was really wrong, said a police officer.

The audience showered Bethan with roses while she took the stage to receive her gift card to Tesco's worth 20 pounds. LAUGHTER The celebration was interrupted, however, when the beloved stray tomcat of the town, Mr. Jellybeans, leapt to the stage and began pawing at Bethan's sleeve. It was clear something was really wrong, said a police officer.

The audience showered Bethan with roses while she took the stage to receive her gift card to Tesco's worth 20 pounds. LAUGHTER The celebration was interrupted, however, when the beloved stray tomcat of the town, Mr. Jellybeans, leapt to the stage and began pawing at Bethan's sleeve. It was clear something was really wrong, said a police officer.

Mr. Jellybeans does not like drama, so this had to be big. Sure enough, with one tug, a funnel tumbled out from Bethan's sleeve with the shellfish with it. The audience gasped and Bethan shrieked, come on guys, no one really likes cockles, which was drowned out by booing. Some people are just plain bad, wept the mayor. Mr. Jelly Beans has been gifted a key to the city.

Mr. Jellybeans does not like drama, so this had to be big. Sure enough, with one tug, a funnel tumbled out from Bethan's sleeve with the shellfish with it. The audience gasped and Bethan shrieked, come on guys, no one really likes cockles, which was drowned out by booing. Some people are just plain bad, wept the mayor. Mr. Jelly Beans has been gifted a key to the city.

Mr. Jellybeans does not like drama, so this had to be big. Sure enough, with one tug, a funnel tumbled out from Bethan's sleeve with the shellfish with it. The audience gasped and Bethan shrieked, come on guys, no one really likes cockles, which was drowned out by booing. Some people are just plain bad, wept the mayor. Mr. Jelly Beans has been gifted a key to the city.

Me too. I used to be a barista, and we found out that somebody wasn't cleaning the espresso machine at the end of the day.

Me too. I used to be a barista, and we found out that somebody wasn't cleaning the espresso machine at the end of the day.

Me too. I used to be a barista, and we found out that somebody wasn't cleaning the espresso machine at the end of the day.

And it turned out that it was me, and I just had no idea that that was part of my job. Because the person who taught me was getting paid $14 an hour, so it wasn't really in her best interest to go above and beyond. And I never really asked, so people were getting really scudsy espressos for like months. My bad.

And it turned out that it was me, and I just had no idea that that was part of my job. Because the person who taught me was getting paid $14 an hour, so it wasn't really in her best interest to go above and beyond. And I never really asked, so people were getting really scudsy espressos for like months. My bad.

And it turned out that it was me, and I just had no idea that that was part of my job. Because the person who taught me was getting paid $14 an hour, so it wasn't really in her best interest to go above and beyond. And I never really asked, so people were getting really scudsy espressos for like months. My bad.

Um, the snacks that you get on the plane.

Um, the snacks that you get on the plane.

Um, the snacks that you get on the plane.

How many times you go to the bathroom.

How many times you go to the bathroom.

How many times you go to the bathroom.