Rachel Koster

Eddie Miyahara, the Secretary General of the Sidosho Community Council, was looking for a way to bridge the town's generation gap. The obvious solution? Create trading cards featuring local men. Incredibly, it worked. The Sidosho Community Council just can't meet the demand of local youth eager to trade Mr. Honda, a 74-year-old fire chief, for Mr. Takashita, an 80-year-old soba noodle maker.

Eddie Miyahara, the Secretary General of the Sidosho Community Council, was looking for a way to bridge the town's generation gap. The obvious solution? Create trading cards featuring local men. Incredibly, it worked. The Sidosho Community Council just can't meet the demand of local youth eager to trade Mr. Honda, a 74-year-old fire chief, for Mr. Takashita, an 80-year-old soba noodle maker.

The most coveted card is Mr. Fuji, a 68-year-old former prison guard who has become so popular that local children are asking him for his autograph. As of now, there are no plans to expand the trading card game to include the town's middle-aged women, presumably because no female in Sidosho, or the world, would want to be involved in something this stupid.

The most coveted card is Mr. Fuji, a 68-year-old former prison guard who has become so popular that local children are asking him for his autograph. As of now, there are no plans to expand the trading card game to include the town's middle-aged women, presumably because no female in Sidosho, or the world, would want to be involved in something this stupid.

The most coveted card is Mr. Fuji, a 68-year-old former prison guard who has become so popular that local children are asking him for his autograph. As of now, there are no plans to expand the trading card game to include the town's middle-aged women, presumably because no female in Sidosho, or the world, would want to be involved in something this stupid.

Mr. Goolsbee, I'm sorry, I'm sure you're tired of people asking this, but just in light of the tariffs and everything that's happened this week, should I buy or sell my Beanie Babies?

Mr. Goolsbee, I'm sorry, I'm sure you're tired of people asking this, but just in light of the tariffs and everything that's happened this week, should I buy or sell my Beanie Babies?

Mr. Goolsbee, I'm sorry, I'm sure you're tired of people asking this, but just in light of the tariffs and everything that's happened this week, should I buy or sell my Beanie Babies?

Please say bye. It's all about the price. What can you get for them? Exactly. Well, it's also an emotional commitment.

Please say bye. It's all about the price. What can you get for them? Exactly. Well, it's also an emotional commitment.

Please say bye. It's all about the price. What can you get for them? Exactly. Well, it's also an emotional commitment.

Rats? No, bigger. Oh, God. Bigger than a rat? Smaller than a dandruff?

Rats? No, bigger. Oh, God. Bigger than a rat? Smaller than a dandruff?

Rats? No, bigger. Oh, God. Bigger than a rat? Smaller than a dandruff?

And now a bunch of fat, hairy, gay guys are like, hey, Italy it is! There you go!

And now a bunch of fat, hairy, gay guys are like, hey, Italy it is! There you go!

And now a bunch of fat, hairy, gay guys are like, hey, Italy it is! There you go!

There's that rhyme about the bears. Like, if it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. So then, like, if it's Italian... You're stallion.

There's that rhyme about the bears. Like, if it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. So then, like, if it's Italian... You're stallion.

There's that rhyme about the bears. Like, if it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. So then, like, if it's Italian... You're stallion.