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Rachel Scanlon

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

This feels like a pattern.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

This feels like I keep having a crush on somebody who's unavailable and maybe I should analyze that.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

I didn't learn how to do that stuff until truly like a year ago.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

Hashtag awareness.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

Like that's it takes a long time to be like this person's emotionally very mature.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

And here's my advice only specifically to the person who wrote this email, not the rest of you sick freaks listening to the person who wrote in.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

I think you should let your hair down and have sex with people who maybe aren't even the best choice for you long term.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

Yeah, that's kind of what I'm like.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

This person is a thinker, which I think is really hot and cool.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

But I think maybe it's time for you to get a little reckless.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

Go sleep with a go-go dancer.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

Yes.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

Get on an app and try not to overthink it.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

I like I really like that you're analyzing what's going on.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

But I think maybe you're try doing a little less and just seeing what the body goes into.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

at 22 people are doing a little a lot a lot less a lot less a lot more drugs a lot less thing yes yeah like it might feel good to like just go have fun yeah 100 and not necessarily go out to find your life partner yeah because i think also sometimes that you can get in your own way when you're like constantly analyzing and thinking and sometimes like it is good to like yeah fuck a dj

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

We're all going to do it.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

You have to.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

It's in the Old Testament.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

And why haven't we written it yet?