Rachel

Ashley Darby took one out of Stacey's book and texts it a selfie to her mans.

Giselle also didn't monogram Stacey's towel for the yacht.

Kind of getting old girly.

If you didn't care about her, you wouldn't be so annoying about it.

Wendy thinks Kay is fake as fuck.

Giselle and Kay get over some stuff, maybe.

Then the girls booty bump in the gorgeous ocean.

Thus is the life of women.

Stacey can't go to Jazzy's wedding because her weed brand is launching.

Giselle says it's because she's a fake friend.

Then Tia says Jazzy filters her photos.

Jazzy goes nuclear.

Wendy just wants someone to pass the prosciutto.

After dinner, while cameras are down, there was apparently a really intense conversation with Angel and Jazzy.

where the descriptors snaggletooth, stringy-haired are used about someone?

Anyway, let's put a pin in that because it's slut night for Jazzy's Bachelorette.

Someone call Rachel Maddow and the stripper with braces.

Or maybe just Ashley Darby didn't realize she was a bicon.

Is anyone else a little turned on?

Or just Mary?