Rachel

To be honest.

But it is nice to know that there are vampires out there like that.

There is an option.

It is an option.

It's not one he will ever use.

I gotta imagine that you get to a certain point where you get tired of keeping up with technology and you're like, I'm gonna go on a little hundred year hiatus and I'll figure it all out in about a hundred years when I come back.

How about we all go on a little retreat really quick because I'm fucking over this shit.

Like I'm imagining they're all on a retreat together because they're just over all the bullshit.

I could see that.

Yeah.

Because like sometimes you don't want to like check out of life, but you just want to like put a quick pause on it for a little bit.

all i'm imagining is like people being like marius we all thought you were dead he's like you could have fucking called me like my phone's been charged the whole time what do you mean you couldn't have asked like nobody ever says happy birthday marius are you okay marius do you need anything marius never okay never i never hear from you ungrateful bitches my iphone 6 has been charged this whole time we're on the iphone what

No, I will not be upgrading.

No.

You guys were lucky you got me on an iPhone, okay?

I wanted to keep my fucking flip phone, but freaking Magnus over there said I couldn't have my flip phone anymore.

He took it away from me.

So... Now I have an iPhone 6.

So, in Greece, they found literal demons, and they ended up attacking Lestat and Gabriel, which is crazy.

Like, we just immediately kind of curse over that.