Rachel

Like, we're just going to all have to work that out.

Like, maybe the whole group becomes vampires.

I don't know.

I mean, yeah.

Yeah.

Like, Rachel, you created a coven 15 minutes into being a vampire.

And I'm like, what the fuck was I supposed to do?

Leave the homies behind?

The fuck?

How long did you expect me to go without?

that's what i would do if i were a vampire i'd be like how many years are me and rachel apart i'll get at her in a couple of years you're like i'm gonna wait i'm gonna actually wait i'll come back around like candace i can't what's your skincare routine and you're gonna be like you're gonna find out in 10 years so soon so soon you're gonna know

you're gonna like maybe start prep work whatever prep you want to do uh i would say the timeline is 10 years uh you're gonna want to start eating a lot of iron rich meals yeah figure out if you like blood sausage yeah get back to me you're like how do you feel about blood pudding no okay liver and onions no no rare no okay blue where okay that's fair it's fine

So Roger sends a letter about the plays and how interesting they are.

He's basically like, you did a really good job leaving this to them.

The whole world's taken by them.

Never.

And the worst part is he could just go back to fucking Paris.

Like nothing stops him.

Ah, fuck.

I became a vampire to fuck forever.