Rachelle Hampton

She loves being rocked to sleep by the waves. She loves the tackiness of the cruise ships. She's the kind of person that knows how to keep a secret. So everyone tells her everything and knows she won't tell anyone else. So she's very rarely involved in drama. but knows all the drama.

She loves being rocked to sleep by the waves. She loves the tackiness of the cruise ships. She's the kind of person that knows how to keep a secret. So everyone tells her everything and knows she won't tell anyone else. So she's very rarely involved in drama. but knows all the drama.

And at the end of every contract, Josie keeps telling herself, this is the last one. Oh, no. But one year goes by, two years go by. No. And now somehow it's been over eight years since Josie graduated, and she's been promoted to musical director. What? And she's really fucking good at it. She's the perfect mix of warm and uptight.

And at the end of every contract, Josie keeps telling herself, this is the last one. Oh, no. But one year goes by, two years go by. No. And now somehow it's been over eight years since Josie graduated, and she's been promoted to musical director. What? And she's really fucking good at it. She's the perfect mix of warm and uptight.

Her performers feel safe with her, but they also know not to fuck around. She runs a tight ship. And she's been doing this long enough that not only does she get all the good contracts for the fancy ships, but because she's a musical director, she even gets her own room. Ooh.

Her performers feel safe with her, but they also know not to fuck around. She runs a tight ship. And she's been doing this long enough that not only does she get all the good contracts for the fancy ships, but because she's a musical director, she even gets her own room. Ooh.

Yes. Remember, she's a theater kid. Oh, my God. So our story starts at the beginning of a very special cruise that Josie is musically directing. It is an Antarctic cruise. Do you know anything about Antarctic cruises?

Yes. Remember, she's a theater kid. Oh, my God. So our story starts at the beginning of a very special cruise that Josie is musically directing. It is an Antarctic cruise. Do you know anything about Antarctic cruises?

Oh, with the sound in the back that's like, yo-ho, thieves and beggars.

Oh, with the sound in the back that's like, yo-ho, thieves and beggars.

Yeah, so important to know that Antarctic cruises are also very expensive cruises. Cruises over 20 days to Antarctica range from $18,000 to $45,000, according to NationalGeographicExpeditions.com, which is a real website. The cheapest Antarctic cruise costs $7,000. And the thing is, this is not a cheap cruise. This ship has six levels. Ooh.

Yeah, so important to know that Antarctic cruises are also very expensive cruises. Cruises over 20 days to Antarctica range from $18,000 to $45,000, according to NationalGeographicExpeditions.com, which is a real website. The cheapest Antarctic cruise costs $7,000. And the thing is, this is not a cheap cruise. This ship has six levels. Ooh.

And it has a special insulated engine that prevents it from freezing in cold water. I don't like that you're telling me that. I don't like that at all. Continue. Josie's been on this cruise before. The last time, as they were making their way to Antarctica, a passenger had a heart attack and someone yelled, is anyone a doctor? 100 people raised their hand. So they yelled, a heart doctor.

And it has a special insulated engine that prevents it from freezing in cold water. I don't like that you're telling me that. I don't like that at all. Continue. Josie's been on this cruise before. The last time, as they were making their way to Antarctica, a passenger had a heart attack and someone yelled, is anyone a doctor? 100 people raised their hand. So they yelled, a heart doctor.

30 people raised their hand. Whoa. So this is a cruise with the best tips. Yeah, it's giving rich. She's gonna be rich. Josie's excited not just for the tips and the penguins, but because her friend Mira will be on board this cruise. Josie and Mira have worked together before. Mira is a singer. She's still young enough to have the big dreams that Josie's kind of given up on. Okay.

30 people raised their hand. Whoa. So this is a cruise with the best tips. Yeah, it's giving rich. She's gonna be rich. Josie's excited not just for the tips and the penguins, but because her friend Mira will be on board this cruise. Josie and Mira have worked together before. Mira is a singer. She's still young enough to have the big dreams that Josie's kind of given up on. Okay.

Mira has a boyfriend on land. He's in understudy in East Side Story in Milwaukee. And Mira is positive that this man's going to be her big break. But the thing about Mira is that she's actually a pretty good singer. And she's really stubborn like Josie and likes to be right. But the thing about Mira and Josie is they usually agree with each other. So they're right together.

Mira has a boyfriend on land. He's in understudy in East Side Story in Milwaukee. And Mira is positive that this man's going to be her big break. But the thing about Mira is that she's actually a pretty good singer. And she's really stubborn like Josie and likes to be right. But the thing about Mira and Josie is they usually agree with each other. So they're right together.

And that's what matters. It's two dumb bitches telling each other exactly.

And that's what matters. It's two dumb bitches telling each other exactly.