Rachelle Hampton

And Drew continues straying because he's like, I'm drunk. I'm in pain. I've been robbed. The sanctity of karaoke has been taken from me. And I am sick of this boyfriend energy curse. Drew's like, fuck this. I'm going to go tell him off.

So Drew makes his way up the beach very slowly because, again, he's drunk and in pain.

So Drew makes his way up the beach very slowly because, again, he's drunk and in pain.

And in fact, Drew's going slowly enough that he has a chance to realize that the person on the bench is not Oliver.

And in fact, Drew's going slowly enough that he has a chance to realize that the person on the bench is not Oliver.

Oh no! Drew stops and he's like, fuck, that could have been a disaster.

Oh no! Drew stops and he's like, fuck, that could have been a disaster.

And he's about to turn around to return to the Canadians when he hears like a really familiar sound. Again, Drew's drunk, so he can't quite place the sound. So he just kind of looks really closely at the man on the bench who is sitting next to a jacket that looks to be draped over something. Drew's like, am I plastered or is that guy sitting suspiciously?

And he's about to turn around to return to the Canadians when he hears like a really familiar sound. Again, Drew's drunk, so he can't quite place the sound. So he just kind of looks really closely at the man on the bench who is sitting next to a jacket that looks to be draped over something. Drew's like, am I plastered or is that guy sitting suspiciously?

Drew's like, who the fuck sits crisscross applesauce on a bench at three in the morning?

Drew's like, who the fuck sits crisscross applesauce on a bench at three in the morning?

Just as he's having this thought, the jacket makes that familiar sound again and Drew is finally like, oh, it's the DM notification sound from the Hostel World app. The real villain is the Hostel app.

Just as he's having this thought, the jacket makes that familiar sound again and Drew is finally like, oh, it's the DM notification sound from the Hostel World app. The real villain is the Hostel app.

Drew is suddenly possessed by that sort of like blinding conviction that only really, really drunk people have. Like he literally told us in his email, I don't know how I thought this in my drunk brain, but I thought my bag is under that jacket.

Drew is suddenly possessed by that sort of like blinding conviction that only really, really drunk people have. Like he literally told us in his email, I don't know how I thought this in my drunk brain, but I thought my bag is under that jacket.

What do you do?

What do you do?

What if he has the hostile world out?

What if he has the hostile world out?

They're just trying to help. Yeah. So the DM notification sound comes again. And Drew just doesn't think. He grabs the jacket.