Rachelle Hampton

Ash is just happy that they are all quietly occupied because this gives him time to chat up Jeremiah. What kind of questions would you be asking if you're trying to figure out if someone liked you?

Ash is just happy that they are all quietly occupied because this gives him time to chat up Jeremiah. What kind of questions would you be asking if you're trying to figure out if someone liked you?

Ash asks all of these and more. He's asking about celebrity crushes. That's a good one. He thinks he might be getting somewhere because Jeremiah has just admitted to being more of a Legolas guy than an Aragorn guy, which I feel like is a clear sign. That means you're gay. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But just as Ash feels like he's getting somewhere, Cody finds a Ouija board. Oh, my God. Okay.

Ash asks all of these and more. He's asking about celebrity crushes. That's a good one. He thinks he might be getting somewhere because Jeremiah has just admitted to being more of a Legolas guy than an Aragorn guy, which I feel like is a clear sign. That means you're gay. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But just as Ash feels like he's getting somewhere, Cody finds a Ouija board. Oh, my God. Okay.

Do you let these children play with the Ouija board? Hell yeah.

Do you let these children play with the Ouija board? Hell yeah.

I don't know. I just don't fuck with ghosts on such a deep level that I'm just like, I will not be involved in the horror movie because you would not have even gotten me to the house in the woods. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Yeah, we get that. Yeah. Jeremiah just sort of rolls his eyes because he's chill. He's like, yeah, sure, whatever.

I don't know. I just don't fuck with ghosts on such a deep level that I'm just like, I will not be involved in the horror movie because you would not have even gotten me to the house in the woods. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Yeah, we get that. Yeah. Jeremiah just sort of rolls his eyes because he's chill. He's like, yeah, sure, whatever.

And Ash is ready to do whatever Jeremiah is doing, obviously. So they watch as at first the campers mostly use the Ouija board to spell out butts and fart. See, that's beautiful. But eventually Cody's like, knock it off. We have to take this seriously. Cody asked Jeremiah to lower the lights. Oh, my God. And Jeremiah's like, oh, my God. Yeah, sure. And he turns down the lights.

And Ash is ready to do whatever Jeremiah is doing, obviously. So they watch as at first the campers mostly use the Ouija board to spell out butts and fart. See, that's beautiful. But eventually Cody's like, knock it off. We have to take this seriously. Cody asked Jeremiah to lower the lights. Oh, my God. And Jeremiah's like, oh, my God. Yeah, sure. And he turns down the lights.

When he rejoins Ash, he stands close enough that their arms are brushing. Oh, my God. And he speaks low enough that Ash has to lean in even closer to hear him. Oh, my God. And Jeremiah's like, are you afraid of ghosts? And Ash was raised Catholic, so he's like, a little bit. And then Jeremiah smiles and is like, don't worry, I'll protect you.

When he rejoins Ash, he stands close enough that their arms are brushing. Oh, my God. And he speaks low enough that Ash has to lean in even closer to hear him. Oh, my God. And Jeremiah's like, are you afraid of ghosts? And Ash was raised Catholic, so he's like, a little bit. And then Jeremiah smiles and is like, don't worry, I'll protect you.

Ash almost passes away. Aww. Aww. He's like, there's going to be a ghost on this property. It's me. I'm dead right now. That's so cute. He's safe from having to respond by Cody calling for silence in the room. And then Cody says, if anyone is here, please tell us your name. It's quiet for a moment. And the little triangle thingy, which I've learned is called the planchette.

Ash almost passes away. Aww. Aww. He's like, there's going to be a ghost on this property. It's me. I'm dead right now. That's so cute. He's safe from having to respond by Cody calling for silence in the room. And then Cody says, if anyone is here, please tell us your name. It's quiet for a moment. And the little triangle thingy, which I've learned is called the planchette.

It starts moving before traveling to the letter J. Okay. And then it drifts to the letter I before finally landing on M. Jim. Okay. And it's quiet for a second. And then Cody whispers, Jim, there's a ghost here and his name is Jim. And then as of confirming that, the little planchette moves to yes. Oh, my God. There's silence for a moment and then one of the campers starts to cry.

It starts moving before traveling to the letter J. Okay. And then it drifts to the letter I before finally landing on M. Jim. Okay. And it's quiet for a second. And then Cody whispers, Jim, there's a ghost here and his name is Jim. And then as of confirming that, the little planchette moves to yes. Oh, my God. There's silence for a moment and then one of the campers starts to cry.

And that's when Jeremiah's like, okay, I think it's time to go to bed. The crying camper is like, but what about the ghost? And Jeremiah's like, there is no ghost. And then he's like, ghosts only haunt places where they've died. And no one's died here, right? Huge news! Our Dowager Queen, Kelsey McKinney, wrote a New York Times best-selling book of beautiful essays about gossip.

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It's called You Didn't Hear This From Me, mostly true notes on gossip, and I am obsessed. It's about how we use gossip to learn about ourselves. It's about Britney Spears and Weston Caleb and Gilgamesh and Picasso. It's so fun. And not to be biased, but I kind of think it's pretty excellent. It's out right now in a hardback and a super sexy audiobook, which Kelsey narrates.