Rachelle Hampton

What would you expect a man named the mysterious Steve to look like?

What would you expect a man named the mysterious Steve to look like?

Alana, it's like you're psychic. The mysterious Steve is wearing a bolo tie and a vintage tuxedo shirt with a velvet blazer over the top. All of these items have clearly seen better days, as has his little ponytail, which is much longer than it is thick. The mysterious Steve meets Nicole at the door and starts angrily talking at her about how rude she is. Okay.

Alana, it's like you're psychic. The mysterious Steve is wearing a bolo tie and a vintage tuxedo shirt with a velvet blazer over the top. All of these items have clearly seen better days, as has his little ponytail, which is much longer than it is thick. The mysterious Steve meets Nicole at the door and starts angrily talking at her about how rude she is. Okay.

He goes on about how the venue is a cherished local theater and how no theater in the world would allow someone to bring a water bottle. Madeline has known Nicole long enough to know what she looks like when she gets angry. And she also knows that Nicole tends to get sarcastic when she's angry.

He goes on about how the venue is a cherished local theater and how no theater in the world would allow someone to bring a water bottle. Madeline has known Nicole long enough to know what she looks like when she gets angry. And she also knows that Nicole tends to get sarcastic when she's angry.

So she sort of winces when she sees Nicole smirk and then just fully cringes when Nicole's like, well, actually, I've been to Broadway and that's not true. Ooh. Do you think the mysterious Steve will take kindly to this?

So she sort of winces when she sees Nicole smirk and then just fully cringes when Nicole's like, well, actually, I've been to Broadway and that's not true. Ooh. Do you think the mysterious Steve will take kindly to this?

Not this ponytail. No. Indigo lets out a dramatic gasp. Madeline stands up because she can sense what's about to happen next. As can everyone else in the halfle theater who had fully dropped with the polite pretense of not paying attention to this interaction. The mysterious Steve draws himself up imperiously. But then he says to Nicole, I'm making you disappear. Get the fuck out.

Not this ponytail. No. Indigo lets out a dramatic gasp. Madeline stands up because she can sense what's about to happen next. As can everyone else in the halfle theater who had fully dropped with the polite pretense of not paying attention to this interaction. The mysterious Steve draws himself up imperiously. But then he says to Nicole, I'm making you disappear. Get the fuck out.

Oh, for a moment, Nicole looks shocked and then she's like, fuck your magic show and storms out. This is going to sound like a non sequitur, but I swear it's going to make sense. I recently lit a kitchen towel on fire while I was cooking dinner for a friend and she had to help me put it out because I just fully froze. I was just like, oh, my God, this towel's on fire.

Oh, for a moment, Nicole looks shocked and then she's like, fuck your magic show and storms out. This is going to sound like a non sequitur, but I swear it's going to make sense. I recently lit a kitchen towel on fire while I was cooking dinner for a friend and she had to help me put it out because I just fully froze. I was just like, oh, my God, this towel's on fire.

Anyway, as soon as the fire was out, I knew this was going to be something we would reference forever. And now every so often we text each other like, remember when that kitchen towel was on fire? It was so on fire, right? Yeah. Have you had a moment like this with a friend before where something happens and you're immediately like, this is lore now?

Anyway, as soon as the fire was out, I knew this was going to be something we would reference forever. And now every so often we text each other like, remember when that kitchen towel was on fire? It was so on fire, right? Yeah. Have you had a moment like this with a friend before where something happens and you're immediately like, this is lore now?

Madeline and Nicole know they're going to be dining out on this experience with Mysterious Steve for at least two years minimum. This is the funniest thing that's happened to them in months. Getting kicked out of the Mysterious Steve show is almost even better than seeing the Mysterious Steve show. Our two ladies immediately drive to a bar and order a pitcher of margaritas and a plate of wings.

Madeline and Nicole know they're going to be dining out on this experience with Mysterious Steve for at least two years minimum. This is the funniest thing that's happened to them in months. Getting kicked out of the Mysterious Steve show is almost even better than seeing the Mysterious Steve show. Our two ladies immediately drive to a bar and order a pitcher of margaritas and a plate of wings.

And they spend two hours picking over the experience, which lasted about 15 minutes to be clear. Yeah. They're like, did you see his ponytail? And what about all the turquoise? And who the fuck is Fabulous Matt? Somewhere between their second and third round of margaritas, Madeline and Nicole decide to leave a review for the show on Facebook. Are you someone who leaves online reviews?

And they spend two hours picking over the experience, which lasted about 15 minutes to be clear. Yeah. They're like, did you see his ponytail? And what about all the turquoise? And who the fuck is Fabulous Matt? Somewhere between their second and third round of margaritas, Madeline and Nicole decide to leave a review for the show on Facebook. Are you someone who leaves online reviews?

So, Mysterious Steve's show has about 150 reviews, and most of them are five stars. The reviews read like, the part with the cactus, just wow. And I still don't understand what Mysterious Steve did with those handcuffs. And the crow section was crazy. And a few that were like, incredible to still have abs at Steve's age. What? Drop the workout routine.

So, Mysterious Steve's show has about 150 reviews, and most of them are five stars. The reviews read like, the part with the cactus, just wow. And I still don't understand what Mysterious Steve did with those handcuffs. And the crow section was crazy. And a few that were like, incredible to still have abs at Steve's age. What? Drop the workout routine.